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[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #899: First Day of the Month! (SSBU X Kingdom Hearts)

Sora: PIT!

Pit: SORA!

Sora: You will NOT believe what day it is today!

Pit: I know what it is!~ It's the first day of December!

Pit: WHICH MEANS CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!!

Sora: ONLY 3 WEEKS AND 24 DAYS TO GO AND WE'LL BE GOLDEN!

Sora: I CAN'T WAIT!

Pit: SAMMMMMMME!

Pit: Also, Goof Morning by the way :D

Sora: Good Morning to you too, bud lol

Sora: Whatcha doing now that you're up?

Pit: Watching Some Christmas Specials on TV.

Pit: Rodoplh is on.

Sora: Nice!

Sora: I have to for Riku to finish making breakfast for us.

Sora: And I may or may not have pranked Kairi earlier by playing one of the best Christmas songs in existence.

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Earlier This Morning at Kairi's Room......

Kairi: (Soundlessly Sleeping on her Bed) Zzzzzzzzzzz.......

I Just Want You For My Own!-

Kairi immediately begins to wakes up and starts looking around the room for the source the sudden sound of vocals before eventually shrugging it off and goes back to sleep.

More Than You Will Ever Know!-

Kairi wakes back up again and starts looking around the room again before pouting and slowly going back to bed.

Make My-

Kairi quickly gets her head back up again for the third before laying it down.

Wish-

Kairi quickly gets her head back up again for the fourth before laying it down.

Come-

Kairi quickly gets her head back up again for the fifth time before laying it down.

TRUUUUUUEEEE!-

Kairi: Sora! (Gets Back Up, Starts Looking Around the Room Once Before Groaning in Annoyance and Going Back to Bed)

Allll I-

Kairi quickly gets her head back up again for the seventh before laying it down.

Want-

Kairi quickly gets her head back up again for the eighth time before laying it down.

For-

Kairi quickly gets her head back up again for the ninth time before laying it down.

Christmaaaaaaaas!-

Kairi quickly gets her head back up again for the eleventh time in a row before slowly laying it down.

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IIIIIIS-

Kairi throws here pillow towards the hallway. Once it hits the bathroom door, she immediately makes her way to the room's doorway and starts looking around empty hallway. After a thorough investigation, she slowly picks up her pillow and quickly looks up, back and forth at the empty hallway, making sure if it's really empty or not, before walking back to her room, laying back down on the bed, turning to left, and going to sleep.

Youuuuuu~

The sound of piano keys starts playing into the girl's ears before it eventually gotten loud enough to make her fall flat face into the floor.

'THUD'

Sora: (Smiles Brightly at Kairi While Holding his Phone and a Mini Speaking Box in his Hands) Happy First Day of December, Kairi!~

Kairi: (Muffles in the Floor) SOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

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Pit: LMAO No Way! That's amazing!

Pit: I tried to do the same to Viridi last year.

Pit: It.... didn't really worked out as i hope it would tho.

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Last Year at the Smash Mansion's Living Room.......

As Viridi is soundlessly asleep in the living room sofa alongside with Pit, the mischievous angel slowly brings his phone into the girl's ears as he about to press play. That is until the girl in question, quickly grab his wrist with an iron grip, instantly causing him to drop his phone on the floor.

Pit: AHH!

Viridi: (Slowly Turns to her Boyfriend With a Menacing Smile on her Face) Pit....... darling.......if you know what's good for you and your entire existence right now, I highly recommend that suggest you DON'T ruin your goddess' beauty sleep in this time of hour! Understood?

Pit: (Shivering in Complete Fear) Y-Y-Yes, ma'am! Promise, ma'am! Won't ever do it again for as long as I shall live, MA'AM!!!!

Viridi: Good. (Softens her Grip Before Kissing the Top of Pit's Hand and Putting it Down) Now, go back to sleep! (Peacefully Fallen Back to Sleep)

Pit: Yes, ma'am.......

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Sora: Wow lol.

Sora: You REALLY dodged the bullet on that one.

Pit: Tell me about it....

Pit: But at least my entire existence is safe for time being. So I've already learned my lesson.

Sora: Cool.

Sora: So, Riku, Kairi, and I are planning on going to Christmas Town to visit Santa Claus later on this month.

Sora: You guys wanna come along?

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Pit begins to gasps loudly at the words "Santa" and "Claus" on the screen of his phone.

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Pit: SANTA IS REAL!!!?

Sora: Yep!

Sora: Or at least he is in my universe.

Sora: I used to believe Riku when he told me he wasn't real at first, until I met him in person years letter.

Pit: That is so cool!

Pit: Also, why would Riku tell you he wasn't real to begin with?

Sora: Cuz he's a jerk!

Sora: Well....not anymore. But he definitely was growing up!

Pit: And yet even after all of that, you still managed to fall for him, huh lol?

Sora: Yeah lol. I love him and Kairi so much~

Sora: But anyways, you still wanna tag along?

Pit: Abso-Freaking-Lutely, man!

Pit: I even asked Viridi about it and she said she wants join in too!

Sora: Sweet!

Sora: We haven't decided which day we should go there just yet. But I'll definitely let you know once we do.

Pit: 'Kay.

Pit: Just as long as it's not next Saturday. I already planned on doing some Christmas Shopping here and there.

Sora: Oooh. That sounds fun.

Sora: Who are you shopping for?

Pit: A lot of people actually.

Pit: Viridi, Pitto, Goddess Mom, Witch Mom, Ren, Makoto, You, Uncle Dedede

Sora: Woahwoahwoahwoah Hang on a second!

Sora: You're buy a gift..... for me?

Pit: Yeah, man. It's a token of being a part of the Smash Family!

Pit: As well as my thanks for...being friends with me and stuff.

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Sora heart begins to melt as he place his hand on his chest.

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Sora: Pit.......You have to out to do that for me.

Pit: I know. But....at the same time, I wanted, you know?

Pit: Cuz you're my best new bud. (◠‿◕)

Sora: Thanks, man. You're my best new bud too. (✿^‿^)

Sora: Sooooooooooo..... Whatcha gonna get me?

Pit: Wait until Christmas time to find out, Sora.

Pit: It won't be special at all if I tell you about it now!

Sora: Oh alright. I'll wait.

Sora: But getting you a Christmas present too! And you ALSO have to wait until then too!

Pit: Sounds like a good enough plan already lol.

Pit: Thank you, Sora.

Sora: You're welcome, Pit. Thanks again for being friend. It means a lot.

Pit: You're always welcome, Sora.

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[winglessarcher]

FAQ/Rules

Welcome to the Rules of this blog!

These rules are to not confuse anybody and is here to make people understand a few things about me and this blog.

❀I have a headcanon where Pit and Dark Pit is 17-20!

❀This is a mutuals only blog! I will follow you if I’m interested in roleplaying with your muse.

❀This is a sideblog! My main blog is @winglessarcher-reblogs

❀No NSFW! I may reference (Dark) Pit as 20 but sometimes it does get uncomfortable for me because I see them just a pure innocent angels. Plus, I’m a minor. So, huge no-no.

❀Oc’s and/or crossover’s is fine! However, I am a bit picky.

❀I will Roleplay with both the Smash-verse and the Kid Icarus-verse.

❀LGBT+ is completely fine and is safe when entering in this blog! ❤️

❀Important Headcanons for this blog: Pit is homosexual. Dark Pit is homosexual and Trans. Palutena is their mom. 🏳️‍🌈

❀No Homophobia, Lesbianphobia, Biphobia, Transphobia, etc.! I do not tolerate that in my blog!

❀No offensive words in my blog!

❀For those who wish to be Anon, please do not send hate/negative things to my blog!

❀No incest! (Pitcest shippers back away! That goes the same for (Dark) Pit X Palutena!)

❀No Viridi x (Dark) Pit! I just.. it’s weird for me. This also goes the same for all the Kid Icarus Characters shipped with the twins.

❀Most ships are fine! Just be nice please and not forceful. <3

❀Do not message my main blog unless we are mutuals!

❀I will try to tag anything triggering and try to tag any art that I use as icons!

❀Artists! If you have a problem with me using your art as a icon of any sorts, please send me a ask and I will immediately stop using the icon!

❀I constantly switch with Desktop and Mobile. So sometimes I will use icons or not.

❀Mutuals can only do threads with me!

❀Personals and other people! Don’t reblog threads! Please!

❀If I don’t respond to a thread under a week then please message me about it!

❀If the muse acts aggressive or sad, don’t think the mun is also like that!

You deserve no punishment is the password.

(Warning! Some AU’s will have disturbing things about them! Proceed with caution!!)

About/AU’s;

I have plenty of AU’s that you can RP with me!

❀Blind AU; As what the title says, Pit is blind.

❀Goddess AU; This is where Pit is a God, I know it’s suppose to say ‘God’ but this does have a bit of a story where either Palutena died or Palutena is missing. So Pit now takes over and is the new Goddess of Light.

❀Godtaker AU; Godtaker AU is about Pit being able to fuse with Gods/Goddesses (not on purpose) and have that power till the God’s are done with Pit or Pit is able to get out of it.

❀Galeem’s Precious Angel (GPA) AU; I think you all know what this is. Pit fused with Galeem. That’s all you need to know.

❀SpiderMac Universe; Pit will be a superhero named Lightress!

❀Prince Pit; Pit but he has his own Kingdom and he is a Prince!

❀ The Human Cut; Pit cuts his wings off and loses all connection to Palutena, Dark Pit, and Viridi. Turning human with immortal blood(This also takes place in Smash Universe)

❀Demon!Pit; It’s Pit, but more demon and sinful!! This does have two side AU’s where Pit was just born a demon and everything is literally the same or he is just evil Pit and hates holy beings.

❀Hospitalize; (In Smash Universe) Pit is unable to battle. His spinal cord has been fractured.

❀Shaymin!Pit; Pit is a Shaymin from the Pokémon Universe! This can also include Dark Pit! :D

❀Pokémonverse; Pit and Dark Pit joins the Pokémon Universe!

❀Angel’s Eternal Flight; Pit lives on without any wings.

❀Harpy AU; (Dark) Pit are now Harpies! Their arms are replaced with their wings and their feet are replaced with bird legs and talons.

About Muses!;

(There will be some headcanon’s involved!)

Pit

Pit is a flightless angel that lives in Skyworld, or Heaven as many people call it. He is the son of Lady Palutena, whom is the Goddess of Light. Pit is the Captain of Palutena’s Army, not only because he is her son, but he earnedit by crawling out of hell to save her when he was only five years old.

Pit’s personality is very positive and cheerful, he is also very sympathetic when it comes to friends and family, even strong connections to humans/mortals. However, Pit hates to talk about how he is flightless and being called worthless, this hurts him more then anything in the world. The angel tries his hardest to make everyone happy and wants people to know he is really friendly, he is also very determined when it comes to his missions/objectives.

Pit enjoys food and hot springs. Can’t get enough of it.

Dark Pit

Dark Pit is like the opposite of his twin, Pit. He acts aggressive, always snarky, and doesn’t appreciate people being disrespectful towards him. Unlike his brother, he tends to be more of a ‘range’ fighter, using sniper rifle staffs to his advantage. He also goes by Pittoo but he hates it when he gets called that. Dark Pit is also very caring towards his twin, sure, he act aggressive towards him, but that’s just sibling love.

Unlike Pit, he can actually read. And cuss, a lot.

(Slight Headcanon; He can also fly all by himself.)

Palutena

Palutena is the Goddess of Light. She is the mother of Pit and Dark Pit. She owns an army of angels and centurions that can rip through monsters and other armies. Not to mention, she is quite powerful. Her staff is able to help her use magical powers that aid her and her army in battle. She holds responsible for humanity and peace. Justice is what she strives for. Her personality is a little unexpected! She is cheerful but she can be serious when she needs to be. She does crack plenty of jokes and teases her sons over it. However, she loves her two children both dearly and wouldn’t ever let any harm get in their way. Unless they are battling, then there’s bound to be harm done. But she will heal them. Promise.

About Mun!;

Hello! My name is Archer! I live in the United States and my birthday is on March 1st! I am also a minor!

I am a want to be animatior/cartoonist and I want to mess around in editing/3D animation! Not only am I very interested in animation, I am quite fond of playing video games!

I am planning on getting enough money to make my computer with two monitors and is strong enough to live stream video games and live stream me animating.

However, I do keep my identity down. So some personal questions will be avoided! (Sorry!)

If you would like to see me post my edits then my blog is @winglessarcher-edits

[rickanold]

So, Imma make a Smash list, less of who I definitely think will get in, cuz I only expect like 10 or so? Unless they announce a crap ton at once.

But yeah, just a bunch of characters I think would be good

Returning Characters:

          All of them tbh lol, I don't see much reason to cut any unless there are licensing issues with some 3rd party ones, or if they are a super obvious clone that doesn't need to be in? Like Lucina and Dark Pit were just made at the end of development last time instead of being costumes, they would hopefully at least be costumes instead of being cut completely....

Existing Franchises:

Mario: Daisy or Waluigi could finally grace us, I believe. If they want unique movesets, they should probably use items from Mario Sports games? Or Party I guess ha. Either them or Captain Toad/Toadette. Like Wii Fit Trainer, it has both options.

Zelda: Midna or Impa for sure. Ghirahim is good too. And now I would say any of the Champions from Breath of the Wild, really. 

Pokemon: Decidueye. Maybe Tapu Koko or Pheromosa. But I also would like a gen 2, 3, and 5 rep. Looking to Pokken’s choices on who is popular is a good idea imo.

WarioWare: Ashley or Mona Pizza, the former especially, are who I would want. 

Donkey Kong: DIXIE KONG! THE END.....I guess maybe K. Rool lol, just cuz he is so fan requested...and I’m sure he would be fun. But I think Dixie is more relevant to the series overall, and also has those two qualities I just mentioned for K. Rool.

Retro: Not a franchise, but they like adding retro characters it seems ha. My picks would be Takamaru and Lip, both of which have references in Smash already, and both are also referenced in other Nintendo games like Panel de Pon items in Animal Crossing recently.

Metroid: Gosh...like someone SHOULD get in, but its hard for me to say who ha. The series does deserve something. Though both Samus’ having newer designs and still being fun to play would be nice still lol.

Kid Icarus: Eh, I think its good tbh...I wouldn't complain about like Viridi, Hades, Medusa, or Phosphora. But yeah, I wanted Palutena most...and I just want her to get a good default move set and not be a gimmick character for custom moves lol.

Kirby: MAYBE someone like Gooey or Rick, or Bandanna Dee even. But I think its good?

Animal Crossing: If they could make Isabelle work, I would be super down ha. 

Fire Emblem: I mean, I could be fine with one new character or something. I would like it from a game that doesn't have a character, or maybe even a weapon type that isn't represented lol. But I dunno who exactly.

Star Fox: Either Wolf comes back or Krystal as a new character.

Punch Out, Wii Fit, F-Zero, Earthbound, and Pikmin are pretty good imo. But, if they added people from most of them, I would be fine, I think? Same with pretty much all the 3rd party series, I would add more franchises before doubling up on some of them. Unless its like, a Shadow costume for Sonic, stuff like that.

Xenoblade I’m not familiar enough with to speak exactly...I would be fine with Elma from X, and I guess I wouldn't mind people from 2 either.

New Franchises:

Chibi Robo

Pushmo, Mallow specifically

Fatal Frame or maybe Eternal Darkness (I think a horror character would be rad, and both are Nintendo licensed)

Arms: I want Ribbon Girl, I consider her the face of Arms just as much as Spring Man as they were revealed simultaneously and are both on the cover

Golden Sun, specifically Isaac

Excitebike

Something crazy, like the Bunny from the Badge Arcade lol. 

[evajellion]

Part 9, the finale and review overall

Richie doesn’t end it off with a bang, but with a lazy whimper, with a nonsensical partnership and rivalry that I can’t think to improve.

So… Pit and Olimar, of all things.

Pit is bowing down to Palutena as she looks through the Goddess Book.

Ah, the hero, Pit, having somehow defeated Hades and saved the world from peril, is once again called by the Goddess of Light, Palutena.

Mmmm, plagiarizing Sir Dan’s intro yet again, huh Richie?

I’m surprised he at least knows enough about (modern) Kid Icarus to mention Hades at least.

Both of them are in shock to see some pages have been missing.

But what's this? The pages from the Goddess Book has gone missing. Someone must have took them. Without it pages which guided the world, it would be in peril.

Oh, we’re ripping off Sly’s Arcade Mode too?

I dunno shit about Kid Icarus beyond a few key characters and the Eggplant Wizard being in Captain N, but a quick search on the wiki told me there’s no such thing as a “Goddess Book”. There’s a “Book of Divine Prophecy”, but why would the pages of that be taken?

And what's more. Below, 2 dimensions have clashed, all because of a false god which controlled the Hands. Pit decided to go and find the pages before it is too late.

Really, this should have been the big concern, not the shit plagiarizing Sly Cooper’s story. Pit and Palutena being concerned by a deity controlling Master and Crazy Hand was all they needed to set off for adventure!

As Pit about to leave, the door opened and to Pit's and Palutena's surprise, Olimar came in carrying his diary. Following him are the Pikmins.

Suddenly, a surprise guest appeared. Captain Olimar. His pages has been missing too which has notes on his research on Pikmins.

Pit and Olimar agreed to work together and sets off to recover their pages.

To recover the stolen pages and save both the world and Angel Land, Pit joins forces with Olimar. Their adventure is just beginning.

What fucking reason is there to steal pages from Olimar’s diary?

Pretty sure the plural for Pikmin, is also just Pikmin.

"Can you see them yet?" Olimar asked as Pit looked through his telescope on top of the Rival Arena.

"Aha. There they are" Pit said spotting the pages in Nathan Drake's hands, accompanied by Sly Cooper.

Does… Pit even have a telescope? 

I figured Olimar would be the one have some kinda fancy, hi-tech equipment to see things from a distance. But I’m saying this as someone who doesn’t know much about Pikmin either, other than the gameplay and some of the cool enemies.

Of course though, this is only happening because Richie is plagiarizing Sly’s rival scene.

"You decode them yet?" Sly asked getting impatient.

"Man, I'm sure we're getting closer" Drake said looking at the pages. "All we had to do is figure out the last bit."

At that point, Pit and Olimar stood before them making them stop.

"Careful, careful." Pit said pointing his blade at them. "Despicable thieves like you and your pet would know how treasured those pages are."

Really? Pit saying Sly’s line?

Pit is young, and panics over certain situations. I think he would be more like “Hey! W-what are you doing with those!?”, not acting chill on how they should “be careful”.

OOC Counter: 39

Rest of it is copypasted, with the only difference being an out of character Olimar, who I’m gonna slap the counter on for how he’s talking.

OOC Counter: 40

After beating Sly and Drake, Pit and Olimar recovered the pages, but before they can leave...

"Going somewhere, little men?" Polygon Man said with his controlled Hands "You're not going anyway!"

"Master Hand and Crazy Hand?" Olimar gasped "What the...?"

"They've being controlled by that giant head. We must stop them" Pit said as they prepare to fight.

Pit, you should have told Olimar about this beforehand, idiot. That’s a far bigger concern than some pages being stolen.

Also lol, the typos here. 

Pit and Olimar returned to Palutena safe and sound.

Pit and Olimar have successfully vanquished all their foes and recovered the stolen pages, and even stopped the ones controlling the chaos.

As Pit and Palutena put the pages back, they noticed something very unusual.

But as Pit put the pages back, they noticed some sort of code that could releashed demons from the underworld, and Hades and Medusa would eventually return. In order to prevent this, Pit and Palutena decide to find someone to undo this code.

Olimar turned to the doorway as Pit and Palutena waved.

Olimar boarded his ship and returned to Planet Hotate, his diary pages recovered. But if an new evil would rise, Olimar would rejoin Pit...

Both Pit and Olimar glowed blue.

...and stop them once again.

I guess this ending could have been worse. Palutena says nothing about what happened though? No cameo from Viridi either?

Then again, I’m not exactly fond of them to begin with, so I doubt I’d care if Richie ruined their character.

--

How much lazier is the scenario for Nathan and Sly?

One day in Paris, Sly is going through some pages with Bentley and Carmelita Fox.

Carmelita? And not Murray? Seriously, you’re leaving the big lug out?

Carmelita is only “forced” to help Sly a handful of times, otherwise, she’s trying to arrest him. Where does this take place in the Sly games anyway? Before, or after Thieves in Time? Because you already formed a big hole in any case.

"So, have any idea on deciphering this?" Bentley asked as Sly has got the pages from Goddess Book and Olimar's diary. Trouble is, the text is hard to read.

Bentley, you’re the smart one. He’s the fucking brains of the team. Did you switch out their dialogue by accident, Richie?

OOC Counter: 41

"Hmmm... this is bizarre." Sly said "But I cannot make out the writing."

"Yoink!"

Nathan Drake appears and snatched the pages from Sly's hands.

"What the...? You again?" Sly was shocked.

"Ha. Call yourself a master thief if you cannot understand the writing" Nathan said "I already have half of the pages already, and I'm getting closer."

"You think it would lead to untold mysteries, mr treasure hunter?" Carmelita said, surprised by Nathan's wit.

"Hmm... I guess it must be over there. I gonna need Racoon Boy's help here cause I heard other people are after this treasure" Nathan said, pointing to a distance.

"Really? Alright then. Lead on. But I am making my own shots of action, Mr. Two-bit treasure hunter" Sly said as he and Nathan set off.

"Whatever you say, roadkill" Nathan said.

It’s… not a bad way to start the team-up, but really? Bentley isn’t going to say a word about it?

I think it should be the other way around, Sly seems more like the type to approach Nathan Drake suddenly, brag, and then ask to work together. Yeah, Nathan stole pages from the Thievius Raccoonus, but Sly probably wouldn’t hold too much of a grudge. It’s not like the Panda King, who had a hand in killing his dad…

Rival scene is copypasted AGAIN, so here’s another OOC Counter for Pit stealing Sly’s lines, while Olimar is just… there.

OOC Counter: 42

With Pit and Olimar defeated, Sly and Nathan began to finish the pages until...

There was a laugher and they spun around to see Polygon Man appear with the hands. "Power is an illusion. Absolute power is a seamless illusion."

"Oh brother, not you again" Sly groaned.

Sly is about as fed up with the dialogue exchanges as much as I am.

Sly and Nathan founds Nate's plane where Bentley, Carmelita and Sully awaits them.

Richie seriously, what do you have against THE MURRAY?

Where’s my boy Dimitri Lousteau, for that matter? He’s like, the best character. 

Who am I kidding? It’s good to have him spared from this trainwreck.

Blahblah, copypasted scenes--

"Is something wrong, Drake?" Sly asked as the screen turned back.

Nathan only said "We've punched a chicken and a giant turtle."

… That… line doesn’t work when…

Uuuugh, I get he was trying to say “Nathan punched Bowser on their adventure”, but the line doesn’t fucking work when tied in with copypasted shit, and…

You know what? Because of how horribly delivered that was, I’m adding one more, the last time this counter had to be used.

OOC Counter: 43

A/N: Ok so next is Kat/Ememet VS Lucario/Meta Knight scenario and then the Fire Emblem vs Fat Princess and Sir Daniel Fortesque, stayed tuned.

Well, guess what? Richie never follows up on this.

My main man Dan remains untouched by Richie’s fan-fic to this day.

Also lol, how would those rivalries even work? Lucario sensing the aura that Kat and Emmett have? Would Lucario be a chick with tits like he is in the comics?

Actually, a badass, non-sexualized girl Lucario teaming up with Borb would be a much cuter pairing than the Bimbocario x Pikachu one.

Funny thing, even the reviews were confused by the chicken comment. And another reviewer said this, which made me laugh:

Is it me, or is the grammar becoming poorer and poorer as this goes on?

Same guy who pointed out how Richie plagiarized from Street Fighter x Tekken. Good on you, reviewer who I will keep anonymous.

Alright, so, enough of that… what could have been changed about this chapter?

Nothing.

You would have to delete this whole chapter, set up a rivalry that makes sense, and start from scratch in order to fix this big of a mess.

You kinda have a limited cast to work with in PSASBR, unless you’re adding new challengers, otherwise you’re not going to be able to have all the sensible rivalries against Smash Bros. characters, and eventually run out of material.

Of course, it could have simply been Richie lost interest because it didn’t have Crash maybe.

Yeah, I know. It’s not just a thing Richie does, I’m aware. A lot of writers on FF.net seem to drop off their stories and leave them hanging, and never say anything about them like “I can’t write this anymore because of something going on”, or just deleting them. It’s very annoying when they do it, and it encouraged me to give all of my stories an ending, even if they weren’t too great.

But enough about that, let’s get to…

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Final Thoughts

This fan-fic has potential to do something good. The rivalries between Pikachu & Kirby vs. Sackboy & Toro, Ganondorf & Bowser vs. Zeus & Heihachi are the best ones that come to mind. Others however, make zero sense.

Granted, this was the earliest SSB x PSASBR fan-fic (and also one of the first to suddenly die), besides one other, which is basically just four one-shots.

Is this story any good? No, besides the fact it’s not finished, there are unfinished stories that do the rivalries much more nicely, and don’t insult the the existing characters, or the lore for each game represented.

The Smash Bros. and Playstation All-Stars were out of character, or ruining a certain continuity, 43 times altogether. Which is a lot, for something with only nine actual chapters.

These things could have been fixed by just looking further into each series. Even if you had never played them, it doesn’t kill to pull up a video, or a wiki, or ask someone who understand a particular franchise.

The ones that stand out the most, where I had to revise everything, were parts 4, 6, and 8. Meanwhile for part 9 (this one), it should have been purged completely.

Plotting everything out, especially the rivalries, will help you in the long run. Studying each character also helps a ton.

Another thing I obviously have to criticize, is Polygon Man.

I like Polgyon Man. I don’t think he’s a “bad Master Hand rip-off” like most Smash fans do. He’s his own character. He’s possibly driven by envy, being that the All-Stars are recognized amongst Playstation fans, but he was left behind-- rejected.

Him using Master and Crazy Hand? Perhaps that was fueled by jealousy over them being loved, and appreciated by the Smash Bros. 

His interactions with the Smash Bros. also could have been interesting. He could have recognized Snake, wondered why Sonic (a SEGA character) is suddenly with Nintendo mascots, or Lucas (and some other characters maybe) could have tried to turn Polygon Man around-- stopping him from being fueled by his god complex.

There was a lot of potential to be had, and some authors do that with Polygon Man in these crossovers. Richie doesn’t do anything, and makes him the generic baddie.

Oh, and the plagiarism, yes. The one thing that tells me Richie can’t think of a solid plot without having to resort to ripping something else off…

Nearly all of this is ripped from Playstation All-Stars, with the very small except of Street Fighter x Tekken not being safe either. Only a handful of times were the intros, rival scenes, and endings written to be rather creative.

That makes things very boring to read. No one wants to read a Playstation All-Star story, if it’s nothing new. The rival scenes in PSASBR, were great! And I do love them, it’s one of the things that drew me to the game, were the unique rival scenes, some of which were pretty silly. (Sir Dan and Radec instantly come to mind, along with Big Daddy and Sackboy)

You want to do that again, but in a new, creative twist involving the Smashers? That’s good, I’ve seen people try it before… but this wasn’t it, because a whole lot of them were fucking copied.

I’m not a perfect writing myself. I’m still learning, and when I look back at my older stuff, I kinda cringe-- but I leave it up, because I know people enjoyed it, and I still considering it an accomplishment. Yet, I’m trying to learn how to grow, how to do different things, and how to finish them.

Richie doesn’t want to change. He’s in his later 20′s, and hasn’t budged from his usual, predictable style. This is going to bite him when people get bored, have grown up from these sorts of things, and want to move on, away from his content. They’ll put on a new pair of glasses, and see things in a new light, so to speak.

Tl;dr

Overall Rating: 3/10

Pros:

+ Some of the rivalries aren’t too awful

+ The idea of tag-teams for both parties is different, and reminds me of Street Fighter x Tekken.

+ Some of the team-ups actually work-- in concept.

Cons:

- Nearly everyone is out of character. (Except perhaps Toro, Heihachi, PaRappa, and Sonic)

- A lot of things were copypasted, word for word.

- The two big Richie clichés. The damsel-in-distress fetish for one. Seriously Richie, stop doing this. This along with his “villain cliché” for Bowser and Ganondorf.

- Polygon Man doing nothing almost in his scenes, rather than something interesting.

- Potential rivalries and team-ups are uninteresting, and feel lifeless.

- The typos. 

- It’s not finished. People like an ending, and one that would have wrapped up all the scenarios would have helped.

Well, that’s it for this… I wonder, is there anything else I could tear apart that Richie wrote? It’s mostly boring, thankfully (for him) no Star Fox trash for me to rip into, considering how badly he would depict the characters.

Maybe I’ll poke around, if not, then I hope you enjoyed this series of riffs.

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Mini Fanfic #960: Stroll to the Grassy Field (SSBU X Kingdom Hearts)

1:43 p.m. at the Ever Emerald Forest......

Pit/Sora: (Eyes Widened in Awe at the Forest Around Them Along With the Rest of the Gang) Wooooah.....

Kairi: It's so bright and pretty......

Kirby: Poyoooo......

Riku: (Turns to Viridi) Is this really the forest you've been telling us about earlier, Viridi?

Viridi: (Happily Nodded While Carrying a Picnic Basket With her Arm) Yep. I've been inspecting beauty for three and a half years now. It's one of my favorite forests out there, ya know?

Kairi: (Smiles Softly) I can see why. You did a really good job looking after this place.

Viridi: (Smiles Brightly) Why thank you, Kairi~ It's not easy being a goddess of everything nature related.....

Sora: Really? I always thought it you guys would be having a good time being gods and goddesses.

Viridi: ('Sigh') Yeah....It's all fun and games at first. But when you been doing this as long as I have...(Lays her Head onto Pit's Shoulder) It always tends to be REAL pain my a-(Notices Kirby is Still Walking Alongside Them Before Clearing her Throat a Little) Neck. It's a real pain in my neck.

Pit: (Starts Snickering) Nice save, Vi.

Viridi: (Starts Rolling her Eyes a Little) Whatever....(Looks Back up to Pit) Also, Vi?

Pit: It's a nickname I thought about calling you for now on. Whatcha think?

Viridi: Hm. I like it. I'll take that over being called Little Miss Catus pot 24/7....

Riku: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Who the heck would call you that?

Viridi: Take a wild guess.

Everyone look among themselves for a few seconds before turning back to Viridi with deadpinned looks on each of their faces.

Everyone: Hades?/Poyo?

Viridi: Ding ding. ('Sigh') I swear, I don't know that a-hole was able to get everyone from the council to call me that for centuries on end.... (Raises his Habds Up in Anger) It's infuriating!

Kairi: (Smiles Sheepishly) Let's....not worry about all of that for now, okay?

Sora: (Smiles Brightly) Yeah! Instead....(Raises his Fist into the Air) We should be focusing on having the best five way pinic date ever!

Kirby: (Happily Cheers in Rejoice)

Riku: (Nodded in Agreement)

Pit: (Snickering Again) Five way.

Viridi: ('Sigh') Yeah, you're right. (Looks Back Uo at the Blue, Leaves Covered Skies) The day's too pretty out to get stressed out too easily...Which reminds me...(Turns to One of the Keyblade Warriors Behind her and Pit) Hey Sora, can I ask you something?

Sora: Yeah, shoot.

Viridi: That Van-Van guy you and your friends hang out with, you know the one with the similar hairstyle as yours. Is he really your dark, sorta evil twin or......

Sora: Who? Vantias? Nah. He's more of a dark entity to Ventus if anything. (Place Two of His Fingers on his Chin) And I think the reason why he looks like me is because Ven and I have been connected for the so long that he....might have pictured a....eviller version of me, I guess?

Viridi: (Gives Sora a Bit of a Confused Look on her Face) You.... don't say......

Sora: (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah, that's a bit of a confusing cans of worms to open from there. But rest assured! I already got two dark entity of my own. And his name is Roxas!....and Xion kind of.

Pit: (Turns to Sora as Well).Is he the guy with the blonde hair. Who....(Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) also kinda looks like Ventus...hair wised?

Viridi: Yeah, I don't get that either. Are those two are long lost twins or whatever?

Kairi: Honestly, I don't think any of us here knows why those two look identical to one another. (Starts Smiling Brightly) But what we do know is that Ventus is the grandfather, Vantias is the grumpy grand uncle, Namine's the cousin since she's kind of the dark entity of myself, Roxas and Xion are the kids of this established relationship, which overall makes Sora and I.....

Sora: (Places his Arm Around Kairi's Shoulder With a Bright Smile) Their proud, loving parents of some kind!~

Pit: (Turns to Viridi for a Brief Second Before Turning Back to the Duo While Slowly Holding his Finger Up) Uhhhh.....

Riku: (Raises his Up to Pit While Sighing a Little) It's best not to question this any further. (Smiles a Little) How about telling us about how Dark Pit first came into existence instead.

Pit: Ooh! Well, a long time ago, I was tasked to destroy the Mirror of Truth located in Pandora's Labyrinth. So when I came to contact with it and broke, poof! (Smiles Brightly) My grumpy twin brother was born!~

Viridi: He was practically the embodiment of Pit's rehabilious side. (Places her Hand Beside the Side of her Face While Whispering) If he even had one to begin with.....

Pit: (Immediately Pouts at his Girlfriend) Hey! I do too have a rebellious side!

Viridi: Oh please. Pit, you are the most softest marshmallow of an angel I have ever met in my entire life. I highly doubt that there's any bad bones in your body even before you knew about Pitto's existence.

Pit: Um. (Places his Hands on Both of his Hips) Wrong actually. I've done many bad things in the past. Like that one time I stole a bunch of cookies from mom's cookie jar.

Viridi: (Gives Pit a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Pit, that was child's play.

Pit: I-I still got grounded for that!

Viridi: ('Scoffs') Yeah, a like a day or two.

Pit: No, it was for a half and an hour. Probably the longest one I've ever had in my entire life!

Riku: (Turns to Viridi and the Rest of the Gang Before Turning Back to Pit With a Raised Eyebrow) Isn't that equivalent to a time out.

Pit: Time Out, Grounded.....It's the same as tomatoes and tomatoes, right?

Viridi: .................('Sigh') Like I said: Soft marshmallow of angel. (Turns Back to Riku with a Playful Smirk on her Face) I bet your Sora's a Goody Two Shoes too, huh?

Riku: ('Heh') Far from it. (Points at his Boyfriend Beside Him) This guy been a trouble maker ever since we were kids.

Sora: (Gasps Before Glaring at Riku) Excuse me!? You were way more of a troublemaker than I ever was! Need I remind of all of the times you pranked the residents in the island?

Riku: (Glares Back at Sora) I don't know why you're singling me out on this. You helped!

Sora: That was because I was young and naive! That doesn't change the fact that you were a bad influence, ya know!?

Riku: And yet here you and Kairi are dating me!

Sora: Oh don't get smart with me, you-

Kairi: (Cuts in Between her Two Boys) Boys, boys, boys! Let's not fight among each other here. The both of you were troublemakers growing up. (Smles Confidently While Gracefully Place her Hand on her Chest) While I was a most perfect little angel of them all~

Sora/Riku: ...........(Shake Their Hands in Uncertainty) Eh.

Kairi pouts at her two boyfriends before noticing someone was poking her leg.

Kairi: Hm? (Looks Down to See Kairi Is Looking at her and the Others) What wrong, Kirby?

Kirby: (Happily Shows the Trio a Couple of Flowers He Picked From the Ground) Poyo poyo poyo!

Kairi: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Awwwww!~ Sweetheart, are those flowers for us?~

Kirby: (Happily Nodded as He Hands Them Each a Flower)

Sora: (Happily Receives a Flower Along With Everyone Else) Thanks, little guy. You're the best.

Riku: I think we can all agree that Kirby's the purest angel out of all of us here.

Viridi: (Smiles Softly) Yeah, Kirby's a good boi. (Points at Pit Beside Her) So does Mr. Bad Boy Poser over here.

Pit: (Glares at Viridi Again) I'm not poser! I WAS BAD TO THE BONE!!

Viridi: Of course you are, dear. (Kiss Pit on the Cheek) Now calm down, will ya? We're here.

The gang turn to see the a bright, grassy filled field with a large tree under a hill from a far distance

Sora/Kairi/Pit: (Amazed in Awe at What They're Witneesing) Wooooow......It's so bright and pretty.

Kirby: (Eyes Begins to Sparkle at the Field Itself) Poyooooo.......

Riku: (Eyes Widened a Little at the Whoel Thing Himself) I knew I should've brought my camera here with us today......

Viridi: I'll send you pictures of the field when we get out of here. (Smiles Brightly) In the meantime, let's mosey our way out there and-

Without any warning, the sound of thunder and lightning came out of nowhere as the rain begins to drop down on the field and the entire forest alike.

Viridi: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) What in the he- (Groans Before Speaking Again) H-E- DOUBLE HOCKET STICKS IS GOING ON HERE!? It wasn't supposed to rain here today!

??????: You sure about that shorty?~

Gang looks up to see a woman with blonde haired woman hovering around them with a bright, playful smile on her face while giving them a peace sign.

Viridi: (Glares at the Woman in Question) You.........

Pit: (Eyes Widened at....) Phosphora? What are you doing out here?

Phosphora: Just doing my usual duties as the force of nature. (Giggles Softly) Duties~ (Giggles Some More)

Viridi: By ruining our picnic!?

Phosphora: (Gives Viridi the Fakest Sad Look She Has Ever Seen) Aww. But not on purpose, you know? ~ I was sent an email for the forecast this week and I have to make this place rainy.

Viridi: Who the h-e-double hockey sticks set you freaking forecast in the first place!?

Phosphora: I'll give ten seconds to guess who.

Everyone thought about it for a brief second before groaning and facepalming at the obvious answer.

Everyone: Hades?/Poyo?

Phosphora: (Smiles Brightly) Correctamundo!~ I don't like the guy that much either, but I'm not crazy enough to confront him. A job's a job. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more forests to rain down. Y'all stay beautiful down there!~ Especially you, Cutie Pie~ (Winks at Pit)

Pit: (Immediately Blush at Phosphora's Sudden Flirt) U-Um.....

Viridi: (Immediately Glares at Phosphora While Holding Pit's Arm) HEY! Back off, sister! He may be a cutie pie, but he's also taken!

Phosphora: Oh I know that! I'm not gonna steal your man from you, Little Miss Cactus Pot. (Gives the Gang Another Peace Sign) Catch y'all on the flip side!~ (Flies Off in a Bolt of Lightning)

Viridi: (Glares Turns into a Pout) Hmph! You better! (Shakes her Fist in the Air) AND MY NICKNAME IS VI!! ('Sigh') So much for the picnic date......

Sora: How about we go back to our place. (Smiles Brightly) It'll be our treat~

Kairi/Riku: (Happily Nodded in Agreement)

Pit: (Smiles Back at the Trio) I'm down to that.

Kirby: (Smiles Brightly as Well)

Viridi: Sounds good to me I guess.

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Mini Fanfic #909: Seeing Santa (SSBU X Kingdom Hearts)

5:23 p.m. Christmas Town.......

Viridi: He really did that to you, huh?

Kairi: (Sighs While Walking Beside Viridi and Holding a Happy Kirby in her Arms) Yep. And I've been salty about it ever since...Like, I know Sora is excited for Christmas to happen, hell, I'M just as excited about it as he is right now! (Starts Pouting) But he didn't have to use Mariah Carey to blast my eardrums off like that.....

Viridi: ('Sigh') I feel your pain, sister.....Pit tried to do the same thing to me last year. But I managed to stop him in the neck of time and set him straight afterwards.

Kairi: You are SOOOO lucky!.... Did you used you goddess abilities to stop him?

Viridi: Nah. Just pure instinct. I don't care how cute and lovable they are, NO ONE messes with my beauty sleep and get away with it!

Kairi: (Nodded in Agree) Amen to that, sister!

Kirby: Poyo Poyo!

Viridi: See? Even Kirby agrees us.

Kairi: (Giggles Softly) Nice~ Thanks, Kirby.....Hey, Viridi, can I ask you something?

Viridi: Yeah. What's up?

Kairi: (Takes a Look at Sora, Riku, and Pit Walking Ahead of Them) You ever take a look at Sora and Pit together and see them as-

Viridi: Twins? Yeah. I've been thinking the same thing the moment I set eyes on them. Goofy, Optimistic, too Nice for their own good....I wouldn't even be surprised if they turns out be related after all.

Kairi: Yeah....(Sighs Before Smiles Softly at the Two Boys) I love our Goofy Boys so much~

Viridi: (Smiles Softly) Same~

Kirby: (Smiles Brightly) Poyo! Poyo! Poyo!

Kairi: Awww, Kirby!~ (Happily Hugs Kirby) We love you too~

Virdi: Very much so~ (Starts Kisiing the Top of Kirby's Head)

Kirby: (Giggles Ticklishly by Viridi's Kisses)

Pit: (Walking Along with Sora and Riku in an Excited Manner) Ah man! I can't believe we're a few steps closer to meeting Santa!~ (Quickly Turns to the Duo) How do I look? Good? Wintery? Decent!?

Sora: (Chuckles Lightly) You good great as you always been, bud.

Riku: (Smiles Softly) Yeah. Just try calm down a little, will ya? You're gonna pass out at this rate.

Pit: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Calming Down) Yeah....Right....(Chuckles a Bit Lightly) Sorry about all of that. I've been wanting to see Santa in person for a long now that I guess couldn't even contain my excitement. (Turns to Sora) What was it like seeing him for the first time?

Sora: (Smiles Brightly) Dude, it was literally the best moment of my life! I can remember my jaw hitting the floor when I first saw him. I would've been a hardcore believer beforehand if a certain SOMEBODY didn't convinced me that he wasn't real in the first place! (Pouts at his Boyfriend Beside Him)

Riku: ('Sigh') Sora, how many times do I have tell you I'm sorry? That was a long ago!

Sora: (Turns Away With his Arms Crossed) I know. Doesn't make the memory any harder to forget, ya know?

Riku: I mean....you're right. But......J-Just cut me some slack already, alright? I'm a change man.

Sora: And Kairi and I are very proud of you for it. But you purposely skipped out on seeing him two years in a row. So you're gonna making up for it.

Riku: ('Sighs in Defeat') Fair........

Pit: Don't be too hard on him, Sora. At least he didn't make a fifteen page Power Point Presentation why Santa Doesn't Exist like Pitto did two years.

Sora: (Eyes Widened in Complete Disbelief and Shock) No way! He seriously did all of that!? Why!?

Pit: (Shrugs) Just to mess with me. The moms were able to scold him to oblivion afterwards, so it's all good- (Immediately Gets Knocked Down to the Snowy Ground by an Opening Door)

'THOMP'

Everyone: PIT! (Immediately Rushes Over to Pit's Side)

?????: Woah there, young man! (Lowers his Hand Down for Pit) Are you okay?

Pit: (Groans a Lit Bit in Pain While Rubbing his Head) Yeah....I think s- (Eyes Suddenly Begins to Widened in Complete, Genuine Shock at the Sight of....) S-S-S.....SANTAAAAAA!

Santa: (Stares at the Angel Boy for a Brief Second Before Laughing Wholeheartedly) Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo! In the very flesh! (Went Back to Frowning Worryingly) But no, seriously, are you gonna be okay, young man? The door to the head must've really hurt.

Pit: (Comes Back to Reality) Oh! Uh Yeah! Yeah. I-I'm good! (Grab Hold of Santa's Hand as He Gets Up From the Ground) I get hurt all the time, so I should be pretty used to it by now. (Starts Shaking Santa's Hand) I-It's so nice to finally meet you in person, Mr. Claus! My name is Pit and I'm

Santa: Palutena's most loyal Right Hand Man, as well as one of her baby boys.

Pit: (Eyes Begins to Widened and Sparkle as He Begins to Gasps Loudly) You know who I am!?~

Santa: (Chuckles Lightly) Why, of course I do, lad. I know all boys and girls from across the world. (Points to the Trio Behind Pit) Especially your friends over there.

Sora, Kirby and Kairi begins to happily wave to Santa, while Riku does in a bit of nervous like fashion.

Viridi: (Casually Waves at Santa) 'Sup, Nick.

Santa: (Smiles Brightly at the Goddess of Nature) Why, ahoy there, stranger! How've you been, love?

Viridi: Pretty good. You?

Santa: I'm doing good as well. No complaints here.

Pit: Time out! (Starts Pointing Back and Forth at Viridi and Santa) Y-You two each other this entire time!? HOW!?

Viridi: We met at the Immortals Conference Committee once a while back. Been playing cards together on occasions ever since.

Santa: Viridi here has told me so much about you. How kind and considerate you are to the people around you. Ooh! And I think I remember her telling me how much she wanted to ask Palutena for your hand in marria-

Viridi: (Immediately Blushes Bright Red) OKAY! (Chuckles Awkwardly) H-How about we head inside the workshop now, huh? You know, before ANY of us starts freezing the death out here....

Santa: (Smiles Brightly) I couldn't say it any better myself. I could even make all of us some cookies and Hot Coco if you like.

And with that the gang (with the exception of Riku and Viridi) happily cheers in rejoice as they start heading inside Santa's Workshop.

Few Minutes Later......

Santa: Ah. So Jack wanted to invite me to a party he's hosting in Halloween Town?

Sora: (Happily Nodded) Yep. It's gonna be a Christmas and Halloween hybrid theme. And I think it's suppose start at midnight.

Santa: Midnight, huh? It's been a while since I attended a party in that kind of hour....(Smiles Softly) But I suppose it'll be worth it to see Jacky Boy again.

Kairi: You guys haven't see each other as much lately?

Santa: I'm afraid so. (Turns to a Picture Frame of him, Jack, and Sally Together, Standing on his Desk) I've been busy securing the town as of late that I haven't really gotten the chance to drop by to his and visit. So I do hope he's doing well on his end.

Riku: Well, he seems to happy setting up the party. So there's that at least.

Pit: You know, I never would've imagine the Spooky Pumpkin King to be so...friendly and cheerful.

Santa: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah. That's Jack for ya. Always the optimistic fellow he is, especially when it comes to scaring people. Which reminds me....(Turns to Viridi) Do you mind if I invite him to our next Poker session in the future? I'm not sure how good he is at the game itself, but I'm sure he'll have himself a good time nonetheless.

Viridi: Not at all. The more, the merrier. We just need to make sure Hades doesn't try and cheat like last time....

Santa: ('Sigh') That's what I've been thinking.....

Pit: Hades play poker with you guys too?

Viridi: (Starts Rolling Her Eyes) Occasionally....

Santa: And each time he DOES play with us, he always found SOME WAY to cheat and win!.... It's infuriating.....

Sora: Wait. Which Hades are we talking about again?

Viridi: The Hades in our universe. Is the one in yours is just as terrible as he is?

Sora: Yeah, but he wasn't too hard to beat. You think the two of them would try and meet each other someday?

Santa: For the sake of our lives and sanity, let's hope that it won't come to wishing......

Everyone: Agreed./Poyo.

Santa: Still, regardless of my busy, abnormal schedule for the holidays...(Smiles Softly at the Gang) It's good to old and new faces every once and a while. (Turns to Riku) And it's so good to finally meet you for the first time, Riku.

Sora/Kairi: (Playfully Smirks at Their Boyfriend in the Middle of them)

Riku: Yeah..... (Chuckles Awkwardly) Likewise. I'm... guessing Sora and Kairi told you a lot about me during my absence,... did they?

Santa: Oh they have. Mostly on how much of a kind gentleman you are to them.

Pit/Viridi: Awwww~

Santa: And how much of a coward you are for not visiting me.

Pit/Viridi: Yeesh.....

Riku starts glaring at his two lovers beside him, who have already turned away from him while whistling among themselves.

Santa: But most importantly, they've told me how much you've grown over the years and the achievements you've made along the way. And if you ask me....(Smiles Brightly) I couldn't be any more proud you, my boy.

Riku: (Almost at a Loss of Words as Sora and Kairi Begins to Hug Him Lovingly) Santa, I.....(Sighs Before Smilig Softly) Thank you. It really means a lot hearing that from you. Annnnnnd for the fact that I've been proven wrong about you after all these years.....Sorry about that....

Santa: (Chuckles Lightly) Oh it's quite alright. Just as long as you don't go around telling everyone that I'm not real again.

Riku: Oh trust me. I have NO desires of doing that again. I've already learned my lesson.

Pit: Ooh! Santa! Can I ask you something?

Santa: (Turns to Pit) Of course, Pit. What seems to be the question?

Pit: Actually.... it's more of a request if anything....I know you've been busy with keeping the town safe and making sure the preparations for the holidays are ready to go, but.... could you do me this one and only favor for all of us?

Santa: (Put his Hand Under his Chin in a Thinking Like Motion) Hmm....I have gotten a lot more done than I did last year.....(Simply Nodded to the Angel with a Smile) Very well. I'll more than happy to oblige. Do you have an idea on what you want me to do?

Pit: Well............

To Be Continued.......

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Mini Fanfic #923: Kitty Love (Persona 5 X Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

9 :58 p.m. at the Smash Mansion's Living Room........

Morgana: (Eyes Widened a Little at the Book Him and Lavenza Are Reading Together) Woah.....Shakespeare was able to make thirty eight plays and a hundred, fifty four sonnets?

Lavenza: (Happily Nodded) That's right. Despite his shortened life span, he was still able to accomplish so much during those times that it's not difficult to see why each of his works has became such an inspiration to so many.

Morgana: I'll say. Though, to be honest, I'm more familiar with his work on Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet if anything. Not really much of a fan of the latter in comparison.....

Lavenza: (Smiles Brightly) I have a few books of Shakespeare's other well known stories in the Velvet Room. We could read them together someday if you like.

Morgana: (Smiles Softly) Yeah. ('Yawn') Sounds like a plan...........

Lavenza: (Giggles Softly) Aww~ (Gently Ruffles the Top of Mona's Hair) Are you getting sleepy already, Mona-Chan?~

Morgana: ('Sigh') Probably.....Today gotten a lot slower this time around.

Lavenza: That is true....and we are a minute closer to being ten 'o clock....(Simply Nodded) ('Hmph') Very well. I'll be sure to finish our reading session if you feel more drowsy.

Morgana: Thanks, Lavenza, but...you really don't have to do all of that for my sake. It looks like you've been wanting to read that book for a while now.

Lavenza: (Smiles Softly) True, but I don't mind us reaching to an eventual stopping point. (Raises a Finger Up) I believe that it is important for everyone to get the proper rest that their body and mental capacity needs.

Morgana: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Exactly! I've been telling Ren and Futuba that since day one. (Immediately Starts Pouting a Little) But they still never listened.....

Lavenza: Oh there's no need to fault them for that. I'm sure they'll understand soon enough.

Morgana: ('Sigh') If you say so......

Yoshi: (Makes his Wau to the Living Room With a Sly Smile on his Face) Well, look at you two spending some quality alone time together~ Whatcha reading there?

Morgana: (Turns to the Green Dinosaur) An Autobiography of William Shakespeare. Did you know he made thirty eight plays and over a hundred sonnets while he was still alive?

Yoshi: (Eyes Widened a Little) Oh wow, he did that many plays? I thought he was only responsible Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet. Also, what's a sonnet?

Lavenza: A fourteen-line poem written in iambic pentameter, which is a type of metric line used in traditional English poetry and verse drama.

Yoshi: Huh. Not much of poetry fan myself, but that....kinda sounds cool.

Lavenza: (Smiles Brightly) Oh it most certainly is. Mona and I would be more than happy to teach you how to make one someday, Yoshi-Kun.

Morgana: (Smiles Softly) Yeah. With a few tries, it could get a lot more easier for you in memory.

Yoshi: (Smiles Sheepishly) T-That won't be necessary, guys. Like I said, not a huge poetry fan. But I'm glad you two found something you both like. Speaking of which.....

Dark Pit quickly tippy toe is way to the kitchen unnoticed, until.....

'AHEM'

Dark Pit: (Immediately Went into a Complete Halt in Movement Before Turning his Head to See the Trio Staring at Him) Oh! Uhhhh....'-Sup.

Lavenza: (Happily Greets the Dark Angel) Greetings, Pitto-san!~ How are you this evening?

Dark Pit: Uh Good! Good. I'm doing good right now. (Chuckles Awkwardly) If you'll excuse me, I'll just.....(Points at the Direction to the Kitchen) make my way to the kit-

Yoshi: Hold it, DP! (Crosses his Arms) Don't think I haven't forgotten about the deal you made. You still owe us.

Morgana: (Raised an Eyebrow in a Bit of Confusion) Owe you guys what exactly?

Yoshi: (Eyes Begins to Widened) Oh! (Turns Back at the Newly Couple Before Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Uhh....

Dark Pit: (Starts Smirking Victoriously) Ha! Guess you got some explaining to do yourself, Dinosaur Boy. In the meantime....(Starts Walking Away) I'm gonna make my way to the kitc-

Lavenza: (Glares at Dark Pit) Don't you dare step one foot forward, you! Come over here and explain yourself with Yoshi-Kun.

Dark Pit: B-But I-

Lavenza: (Sharpens her Glare) Now.

Dark Pit: (Raises his Hands in Defense) Okay, Okay! I'm coming. (Reluctantly Made his Way to the Group While Grumbling)

Lavenza: (Turns Back to Yoshi) Now, Yoshi-Kun, please feel free to explain yourself.

Yoshi: ('Sigh') Okay, so....Neither of you are gonna like this, but....we...kind of made a bet on whether or not you two are gonna date one another.

Morgana: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) YOU BETTED ON US!!?

Lavenza: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Shock) Betted!? Wait. (Turns to Morgana) What does that mean again?

Morgana: (Whispers the Details into His Girlfriend's Ears Before Turning Back to the Duo in Front of Him)

Lavenza: (Gasps Before Pouting at Dark Pit and Yohsi Respectively) How dare you!

Yoshi: Look, we're sorry, okay? The bet was a long time ago and...well, to be frank.... (Points at the Dark Angel Beside Him) He's the one who started it the whole thing to begin with.

Dark Pit: (Immediately Glares at Yoshi) SNICTH!

Yoshi: (Completely Ignores the Angered Angel While Speaking) We were all hoping you two would be together someday. Meanwhile, short fuse here was the only one who betted against that.

The couple iimmediately turn their heads to the short fused angel in question.

Dark Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, look, in my defense, I....honestly didn't think either of you would be brave enough to admit your feelings to each other. Mona especially.

Morgana: (Starts Rolling his Eyes in Annoyance) Way to show your support, Dark Pit.......

Lavenza: (Turns Back to Yoshi) How much Pitto-San owes you exactly?

Yoshi: Oh, he owes us quite a lot actually. (Picks Up a Notepad from the Coffee Table and Starts Reqding Through it) He owes me ten bucks, owes Viridi and Vantias twenty bucks, owes Pit and Sora a two page letter on why he loves this family, owes one night of Cuddle Session with Misako and Kyoko, then he owes Kirby twenty five bucks-

Lavenza: ('GASPS') Kirby-Kun has joined into this tomfoolery as well!?

Yoshi: Yeah, you'd be surprised by how many bets the little guy got himself into....and how many he won....(Looks Back at the Note Pad) Ooh. And he even owes a whopping fifty bucks to-

Hades: (Immediately Appears Out of Nowhere With a Dramatic Entrance) YOURS TRULY!

Morgana: (Couldn't Believe What is Happening Right Now) Hades. Hades. Ha- You let HADES bet on us!? SERIOUSLY!?

Yoshi: Okay, in our defense, the guy literally came out of nowhere and betted on the whole thing with us. I don't even think we know why he did it in the first place!

Hades: Oh it's simple really. (Starts Smiling Fondly) Seeing you two kiddos together has reminded me of the time when was in a lovey dovey relationship in your age.

Yoshi: (Raised an Eyebrow) Wait. You actually dated someone before?

Hades: Eeeup! Granted, it was eons agos, I don't remember the girl's name, and I'm pretty sure she cheated on me behind me back.

Morgana/Yoshi/Dark Pit: Yeesh.

Lavenza: (Frowns Sadly at God of the Underworld) I am so sorry.

Hades: But nonetheless, the memories we shared before any of that was one that I will forever keep to my heart. (Starts Smirking Evilly) Also, any chance to fuck Pitto over is a definite win in my eyes.

Dark Pit: (Glares Harashly at Hades) I hate you, Hades......

Hades: Oh come now. You don't really mean that!~ Everyone here loves their Uncle Hades.

Dark Pit: NO ONE calls you that.

Hades: Yet. But still, we git to be more mature here. (Gives Pitto a Cocky Smirk on his Face) It's not my fault that you've lost the bet miserably.

Dark Pit: (Eyes Begins to Twitch) Yoshi, bring my staff here. Cause I will NOT hesitate to send this fucker back down to DEPTHS OF-

'AHEM'

The trio immediately turns back to the couple. The latter of which has already starting to lose her patience.

Lavenza: If you two are planning to fight one another, then I suggest you take elsewhere. Unless you want to tell Ms. Palutena about this.

Hades: ('Sigh') Nah. I rather not have my ear getting chewed off this evening....I've already made plans. So until the, Hades Out. (Snaps his Fingers Before Disappearing Out of Thin Air)

Dark Pit: ('Sigh') Yeah.....We should probably get out of your hair too. Look like lover boy there is about fall asleep at any second.

Lavenza: (Turns to See Morgana's Eyes Has Already Been Closed) Mona-Chan?

Morgana: (Immediately Opens his Eyes) I-I'm up! I'm up!

Lavenza: (Starts Getting Worried) Oh my....You really are getting sleepy, are you?

Morgana: Eh....A Little. B-But you don't need to worry! I'll be just fine.

Lavenza: Morgana, we talked about this. A proper rest is need for everyone's body and mental capacity.

Morgana: I know, but....what about the book?

Lavenza: The book can wait for another day. Right now.....(Puts her Book Away and Places a Pillow on her Lap) You need your sleep.

Yoshi: I'd listen to her if I were you, bud. She is your girlfriend after all.

Dark Pit: Yeah and in the meantime, I'm going to the kitchen. (Finally Starts Walking Away) Wanna see if they still have that Sea Salt Ice Cream around.

Yoshi: Ooh! (Follows Dark Pit Behind) I want one too! I heard they're salty but sweet.

Morgana: ('Sigh') Alright. (Yawns Before Putting his Head Down on Lavenza's Lap Pillow) I guess I should be getting some shut eye about now.....(Smiles Drowsly at Lavenza) Thanks for looking out for me, Lavenza.

Lavenza: (Smiles Brightly) Think nothing of it, my dear~ One of the key factors of being in a relationship is for the lovers to look after one another's care and needs. So for now on, I will do whatever I can to look after, Morgana.

Zzzzzzz.....

Lavenza: Mona-Chan? (Looks Down to See Morgana Finally Sleeping Peacefully on her Lap Pillow)

Morgana: Zzzzzzzzzzzz..............

Lavenza: (Stares at Morgana For a Brief Second Before Smiling Softly and Giving Him a Kiss on the Head) Goodnight my sweet prince~

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Mini Fanfic #812: Three Guys, Chilling at a Hotsprings (SSBU)

9:12 a.m. at Isle Defino's Hotsprings, The Guy's Section......

Pit: (Sighs Relaxingly While Being in a Hotsprings with Ren and Dark Pit) This is what true heaven feels like~

Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) No sure if I would go that far, but yeah....This is nice. (Turns to Dark Pit) You guys ever have a Hotsprings back in Smash Town?

Dark Pit: I dunno. Maybe? I never really care enough to go and check it out myself. I think this might be my second ever being here really.

Ren: Nice. How are you liking it so far?

Dark Pit: (Shrugs) It's alright. I don't love it as much as the idiot on my right here does, but I'm liking it so far. Did you guys have hotsprings back in Shiyuba too?

Ren: Kind of. It's a bathhouse mostly, but it almost feels like the real deal. (Starts Snickering) I remember when Ryuji starts yelling at an old man's ear off for making the water too hot until got out. It was sort of priceless.

Dark Pit: (Starts Snickering as Well) I can imagine that happening already.

Pit: (Too Busy Enjoying the Spring) Yeah.......

Ren: So how's Pyra as of late?

Dark Pit: She's doing a lot better then she was a few days ago. So that's a plus at least.

Ren: That's good to hear. I still can't believe we accidentally left Rex in the mansion alone that morning. You think he'll okay there.

Dark Pit: Don't know the guy much, but I've heard that he faced monsters and gods back at his universe. So I think he'll be fine on that front.

Pit: Yeah......

Dark Pit: So what about you, Joker Boy? (Smirks a Bit Playfully) How's being in the same room with the Queen going for you as of late?

Ren: It's going great. We cuddled, watch movies together, play video games, we did each other's nails-

Dark Pit: How did you know how to do that?

Ren: Ann taught me the basics. Been pretty decent on it ever since.

Dark Pit: Neat.

Ren: Yeah. So we did all of that and....(Starts Blushing a Little) Other....stuff along the way....

Dark Pit: (Starts Raising his Eyebrow) Like what exactly?

Ren: Well.....uhh......You see....I uhh.....(Sighs Before Coming Over to Dark Pit and Whisper the Details in his Ear)

Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) Holy shit. You two actually did all of that?

Ren: Yeah. Makoto was the one who suggested it so.....we did it. (Smiles Softly) It was great. And we were both using protection throughout the whole thing. So don't worry.

Dark Pit: Well... shit man. (Gives Ren a Reassuring Smile) Congrats. I had no idea you two would be that bold enough to do it to begin with.

Ren: I was just as surprised as you are when it happened. But I'm glad we went through all of that together.

Dark Pit: We're happy for you losers. Right, Pit-

Dark Pit turns to see Pit suddenly not present in his spot.

Dark Pit: Stain? Where did he go?

Ren: I don't know....You think he already left-

The duo turns back to Pit's spot once they noticed a snoring like sound coming from under the water.

Ren/Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened in Complete Surprised) PIT!? (Immediately Rushes Over to Pit's Spot to Get Him Out of There)

Palutena: (Other Side of the Room Along With the Other Moms) Boys!?

Bayonetta: Are you doing okay in there, sweethearts!?

Ren: (Pulling Pit Up From the Spring) Y-Yeah! We're fine, moms! Don't worry!

Peach: Are you sure!?

Pit: (Starts Coughing Once He Starts Waking Up)

Dark Pit: Yeah! W-We're just about to head out now!

Peach: Okay!

Certified Mom: WE LOVE YOU!~

Ren: Yeah! Love you guys too! (Turns to Dark Pit) Let's go.

Dark Pit: (Nodded as He Helps Ren Carry Pit Out of the Hotsprings Together)

Couple of Minutes Later........

Dark Pit: (Walks Out of the Hotsprings by Carrying him By One of his Shoulders) You idiot! I don't care how heavenly the Hotsprings are! You do NOT fall asleep in hot water!!

Ren: (Carrying Pit by the Other Shoulder as Well) Gotta agree with Pitto on this one, Pit. I know it's relaxing and all, but you gotta be more careful next time, alright?

Pit: ('Sigh Heavily') I know....... I'm sorry.

Dark Pit: Yeah. You better be.

?????: Pit?

Pit: (Turns to See a Very Familiar Face Making Her Way to Him) Viridi? What are you doing here?

Viridi: I just finished my monthly summer inspection. (Starts Blushing a Little) S-So I decided to spend the rest of the vacation with you....

Pit: (Heart Begins to Melt in Happiness) Awww~

Viridi: (Immediately Starts Shaking her Head) B-But that's enough about me! What happened to you?

Ren: Pit accidentally fell asleep in Hotsprings earlier.

Dark Pit: And almost drown if it wasn't for us saving him.

Viridi: (Eyes Widened in Surprise) Pit, is that true!?

Pit: (Chuckles Awkwardly) Yeah. I uhh ....did not expect it to be that relaxing in there, you know- (Gets Smack on the Arm by Viridi) ('SMACK') OWWW!!

Viridi: (Angrily Smacks Pit by the Arm) You idiot! That doesn't mean you should fall asleep in a hot, scolding water!!

Dark Pit: Exactly.

Pit: Okay! Okay! I'm sorry. I won't scare you guys like that again. I promise.

Viridi: (Pouts at her Angel Boyfriend) You better or we're gonna have some problems. (Gives Pit a Kiss on the Cheek) Dummy.

Pit: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) Thanks, Viridi~

Viridi: ('Sigh') Whatever. So where are you guys going now?

Dark Pit: We're taking Pit back to his place. It's not far from here really.

Viridi: Alright. Then I'll carry him there.

Pit: Viridi, it's fine. You don't have do all of that- (Immediately Gets Carried in Viridi's Arms at Ease) Okay.

Ren: How are you able to carry him that easily?

Viridi: (Gives Ren a Deadpinned Look on her Face) Ren, I've been the goddess of the nature for centuries now. Carrying something as heavy as Pit here never bothered me in the slightest.

Pit: (Smiles Brightly) I told you my girlfriend's the strongest!~ (Gives Viridi a Big Kiss on the Cheek)

Viridi: (Starts Blushing Again Before Turning Away) D-Dummy!~ Let's go already. (Starts Walking Away with Pit in her Arms While Having a Small Smile on her Face)

Ren: (Follows the Lovebirds Behind Along With Dark Pit) Those two really are cute together.

Dark Pit: They're idiots in their own right. They were practically made for each other. (Smirks at Ren) Bet you wish Makoto would carry you like that too, huh?

Ren: (Shrugs) Yeah. (Smirks Back at Dark Pit) But I'm sure you would want your girlfriends to do the same for as well.

Dark Pit: (Immediately Blushes While Turning Away) S-Shut up....

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Mini Fanfic #842: Worried Goddess of Nature (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

7:45 p.m. at Smash Mansion's Living Room.......

Viridi: You were thrown off to an ACTIVE VOLCANO!?

Pit: (Sitting Next to Viridi in the Sofa) Well, I wouldn't really say the volcano itself was active at time we arrived-

Viridi: (Immediately Place her Hands onto Pit's Shoulders While Giving Him a Serious Glare in her Face) Focus, Pit!! Who was crazy enough to throw you off a freaking volcano and why were you involved with that said person to begin with!?

Pit: I-It was Kazuya! You know, the new guy added to the tournament, with the crazy Devil powers?

Viridi: And one of the members of the Mishima family?

Pit: Exactly! But anyways, a few months ago, Everyone was wondering why Ganondorf went missing the entire day. So Kirby and I decided to go out of town for the rest of the night to find him. Once we managed to do that, we saw him getting toss off a cliff by the Kazuya guy I mentioned. So I decided to take him on myself and.....(Starts Remembering Kazuya Beating Him to a Pulp) It was rough....He even tried to throw Kirby off the cliff afterwards too.

Viridi: That heartless bastard.

Pit: Yeah. B-B-But it's okay though! I didn't actually fell into the volcano. I fell down at a nearby ground beside the pool of lava. And Kirby was able to float away to safety. So it wasn't all bad at least.

Viridi: ('Sighs in Relief') Yeah..... I'm glad you were safe through all of that. (Frowns a Bit Sadly) But why didn't you tell me about all of this sooner?

Pit: (Starts Frowning as Well) I'm really sorry, Viridi. I didn't mean to keep it a secret from you or anything. It's just....('Sigh') You're doing great as the Goddess of Nature. Taking your role as seriously as you can and whatnot.. The last thing I wanna do is make you lose focus and worry about me.....(Looks Down at the Ground) or be a complete nuisance to you in gener-

Viridi: Pit! Look back at me. Right now!

Pit: (Taken Back by Viridi's Sudden Outburst) O-Oh! Uh....(Looks Back Up at Viridi) Sure. What is it-

Without warning, the Goddess of Nature gives Pit a kiss on the lips for a few seconds before pulling away. Causing the angel before to act silly.

Pit: (Giggles Softly While Blushing) W-W-Wow, Viridi~ I had no idea you wer-

Viridi: Yeah. Yeah. We'll talk about how romantic I am later. (Put her Hands Back on Pit's Shoulders) Right now, we're going back on topic!

Pit: (Quickly Comes Back to his Senses) R-Right!.....So....why exactly did you kiss me like that again? N-Not that I have a problem with it or anything, but-

Viridi: ('Sigh') It's to show how much I love you....(Gives Pit a Genuine, Stern Glare) and that you're NOT AND NEVER WILL BE a nuisance to me. So I don't ever want you to think that way again for as long as you live, you hear me!?

Pit: (Quickly Salutes to his Girlfriend) Yes, ma'am! Won't happen again, ma'am!!

Viridi: (Simply Nodded) Good. And yeah.....You are right about me taking my goddess role very seriously....But you do remember when I said that I thought about you during my duties?

Pit: (Nodded) Mmhmm.

Viridi: Well, I still do. I always think about you, Pit. About how you're doing, how cute you really are....

Pit: Aww~

Viridi: How stupid you can be.....

Pit: Hey!

Viridi: Don't "hey" me, mister. You do have your dumb moments from time to time.

Pit: I mean...Yeah. But....(Looks Away While Pouting) It's hurts....

Viridi: That's tough love for ya, angel boy. And that's besides the point. All I'm saying here is that you've always managed to come to my mind ever since we started dating....(Starts Frowning a Little Again) Even to the point where I started worrying about your safety.....

Pit: Wait. (Eyes Widened a Bit in Genuine Surprise) You're worried about me?

Viridi: That's exactly what I just said, dumb-dumb. ('Sigh') But yeah.....I do get worried about sometimes. And I know that you're able to hold your own in a fight for the most part, but....('Sigh') I dunno. I guess I just... Can't help it, you know? It's not that strong of reason, but- (Sudden Noticed Pit Gently Holds One of Viridi's Hands)

Pit: (Gives Viridi a Reassuring Smile in his Face) Hey, I totally get what you're coming in all of this. And I think it's really sweet of you to care that much about me.

Viridi: Well....Yeah. (Gently Squeezes Pit's Hand) Of course I care about you, Pit. You mean a lot me.

Pit: (Smiles Softly) You mean a lot to me too, Viridi. And while I can't guarantee you that I'll always be safe, I promise I'll try not get myself into too much trouble for now on. Does that sound alright to you?

Viridi: ('Sigh') As long as you keep that promise, then I'll take it as it is.

Pit: (Smiles Brightly) Sweet. Oh and uhh.... Viridi?

Viridi: Yeah, Pit?

Pit: (Starts Getting Shy Around his Girlfriend) I.... know this might be too much to ask you this, but...umm...do you....wanna kiss again? I-I mean! I totally understand if you don't want to or-

Viridi: (Giggles Softly as Place her Hand onto Pit's Cheek) C'mere you~

And with that, Viridi begins to kiss Pit once more in loving manner. Showing the love and care she has for the angel boy since the very beginning of their relationship.

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Mini Fanfic #725: After the Memorial (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Peach: ('Sigh') I can't believe you kids made up an entire funeral service as an April Fool's Joke.......

Mario: And it involves around me of all people.....

Sonic: (Rubbing Under his Nose in a Cocky Like Fashion) Well, I'm usually not the one to brag, but.....I, for one, think my prank for the occasion went out perfectly.

Ren: (Walked Past the Trio Along With Everyone Else) With our help, by the way.

Makoto: (Hugs Ren's Arm While Waking With Him) By waking us up six in the morning, to rehearse, nonetheless.

Sonic: Yeah. I uh......(Chuckles a Bit Nervously While Rubbing the Back of his Quills Back and Forth) Really couldn't have done it without the help of our fam. (Turns to Everyone Walking Away) Thanks, guys!

Amy: Anytime, 'hon~ (Kiss Sonic's Cheek) Call me later, 'kay?~ (Winks at her Boyfriend Before Walking Away with a Satisfied Smile on her Face)

Sonic: (Place his Hand on his Kissed Cheek While Blushing) 'K-Kay!

Peach: (Giggles Softly at Sonic) Awwwww~ Our baby's blushing~

Sonic: (Quickly Looks Away From his Parents) Am not. I-It was just.....Hot in here is all....

Peach: (Playfully Smirks at her Sonic) Suuuure it is~

Sonic: ('Groans') Mooooooooom......

Mario: (Chuckles Lightly) Cuteness aside, I gotta ask, son. What makes you wanna do that kind of prank in the first place?

Peach: Yeah. I've been wondering about that too honestly.

Sonic: Well, the idea itself wasn't all that special to be frank. Everyone on the internet kept making jokes about dad being dead yesterday for....some reason.

Peach: (Eyes and Mouth Widened a bit in Shock) ................

Mario: (Couldn't Believe What he Just Heard)................You know, I'm not even going to begin asking why that's the case......(Smiles a bit Sheepishly While Sighing) I'm just glad you kids had a good time with the prank today. Even if was a bit morbid.....

Peach: (Smiles Softly) We're proud of all of you today, sweetheart. Oddly enough.

Sonic: (Smiles Brightly) Thanks, guys. And hey, sorry that our prank freaked you out a little. I can totally make it up with you guys right now, if you want. Maybe a day in town with your favorite son?~

Shadow: (Gives Sonic the Middle Finger While Walking Away with Hat Kid Holding his Other Hand)

Mario: Sonic, you know that we don't pick favorites in this family. (Smiles Brightly) But that's a great idea! I wonder what we should do first.....

Peach: Ooh!? (Smiles Brightly) How about we all go on a family shopping spree together!?~

Mario/Sonic: Ehhhhhhhh........

Sonic: I dunno, mom..... We're not really the shopping type, if you ask any of us.

Mario: Sonic's right, dear. We'll.... probably slow you down in the process of we shop together....

Peach: (Happily Holds Both of Mario and Sonic's Arm Together with Hers) Oh don't be silly, boys. I'm sure we'll have ourselves a wonderful time at the mall together~ (Starts Making Their Way to the Front Door) I can even look for something nice and sophisticated for the both of you to wear too!

Viridi: (Turns to Pit with a Bit of a Proud Smile on her Face) You know, I gotta say, Pit. That was a pretty performance on your part. What's your secret? (Frowns a Little in Worry) You.... weren't really sad earlier today, are you?

Pit: (Smiles Brightly) Nah. I wasn't sad or anything. I only thought about the sadness things that came in my mind at the time. Like armless snakes.

Viridi: (Gives Pit a Dead Pinned Look on her Face) You were sad about a bunch of sheltering reptiles?

Pit: (Already in Tears Somehow) ('Sniff') They didn't have arms......

Viridi: (Sighs While Hugging her Arm with Pit's) Come on, you big baby. (Makes their Way to the Door) I'm taking you out for breakfast.

Pit: (Immediately Went Back to Smiling Again) Sweet!

Dark Pit: (Sitting in front the Organ with his Two Girlfriends) Hey! Is anyone gonna help us move this shit out of here or what!?

Misako: (Turns to Dark Pit) Dude, how did you even got yourself the Organ in the first place?

Kyoko: And how were you able play it so fluently too?

Dark Pit: Mewtwo taught me.

Misako: (Raised an Eyebrow in Confusion) A legendary Pokemon taught you how to play an organ flawlessly?

Dark Pit: Yep. He ain't legendary for nothing.

Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly at Her Boyfriend While Hugging him on her Side) Well, I'm glad he taught you. You sounded beautiful, Pitto-Kins~

Misako: (Hugs Dark Pit on her Side While Smirking at him Playfully) I agree. We're prove of you, babe.

Dark Pit: (Immediately Blushes by his Girlfriends Usual Love and Affections) Thanks.

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Mini Fanfic #719: Beach Nap (Persona 5)

6:23 p.m. at the Smash Beach.........

??????: Ren......Rennnnnnnnnnn........

Ren: (Slowly but Surely Begins to Wake Up, Only to See Makoto Looking Down on Him) 'Hon?.... That you?

Makoto: (Giggles Softly) Good afternoon, my darling Ren-Ren~ Enjoyed your sleep?

Ren: (Starts Stretching and Yawning While Still Laying on Makoto's Lap) I must be if I slept that long......You were watching over me the whole time?

Makoto: (Gently Strokes the Top of Ren's Hair) Well, I couldn't just let you sleep there on that bench by yourself. So I decided to watch over you ever since.

Ren: You did all of that for me? (Hugs Makoto and her Lap) You really my angel~

Makoto: (Gives Ren a Playful Smirk on her Face) I thought I was your Queen~

Ren: Queen, Angel, doesn't matter. (Snuggling onto Makoto's Lap) You're amazing and I love you~

Makoto: (Giggles Softly) Love you too, Ren-Ren~ But now that you've finally awoken from your slumber.....(Crosses her Arm) It's time we talk about why playing video games all night might not be a good idea.

Ren: Ah yeah. We were all playing Hades last night. (Smiles Relaxingly) That was a good ass game.

Makoto: That maybe so, but your mind and body could be completely tired out if you don't get any proper sleep.

Ren: ('Sigh') I know, 'hon, but it's Spring Break. We're bound to stay up all night every now and then.

Makoto: ('Sigh') That is true.....But just try and be more careful next time, okay? (Continues Stroking Ren's Hair) Your physical and mental health are a lot more important than you think.

Ren: (Chuckles Lightly) You're sounding just like Morgana right now. Speaking of which, what was everyone doing while I was knocked out sleep?

Makoto: Well, Ann, Shiho, Pitto, Misako, and Kyoko-San are having themselves a group date, Yusuke convince Ryuji to be a model for him for his latest artwork, Pit and Viridi-chan has a double date with Pyra and Rex, and Futuba, Morgana, Lavenza got themselves into a lot of trouble.

Ren: (Eyes Widened a Bit) Seriously? What happened?

Makoto: Apparently Futuba convinced Lavenza to create a spell to make a large waves around the area. Once we caught them red handed, Haru starts scolding the troublemakers as we speak.

Meanwhile.......

Haru: (Gives the Trio a Disappointed, Motherly Glare) I cannot believe you three! Do you have any idea how much of damage you would've caused to this beach with that dangerous spell!?

Morgana: (Holds his Paws Up) Okay. I just wanna go on record to say that this was not my idea and I did absolutely nothing wrong.

Lavenza: (Turns to Morgana) That maybe so, but you were still accompanying us the whole time. (Puts on a Pouty Face) You could've been a good kitty and convince us not to go through with this.

Futuba: (Pouts at Morgana as Well) Yeah, kitty! If Lavvy-chan and I are going down, you're going with us! We're family!!

Lavenza: (Simply Nodded) That's. Right.

Haru: Well, I hope you three learned your lesson today, because neither are you are allow to play any video games for the rest of the evening. Especially that new Hades game Ren-Ren brought yesterday.

Futuba: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) WHAT!?

Morgana: But mooooooooom.........

Lavenza: Hades is already a wonderful experience!

Futuba: It's known to be one of the best game of last year for a reason! We can't stop playing the game now!

Haru: (Raised an Eyebrow) Oh really? Do you want me to call Mr. Sojiro and tell him everything that happened today instead?

Futuba/Morgana/Lavenza: ('Sighs in Utter Defeat') No, ma'am...........

Back to Ren and Makoto.......

Ren: ('Heh Heh') (Slowly Shakes his Head) Those crazy kids.....

Makoto: ('Sigh') Tell me about it. But luckily the beach itself didn't face too much causalities. So that's a plus at least.

?????: Hey! Lovebirds!

Thr couple turns to see Ryuji, Yusuke, and the rest of the gang already making their way to the van with their stuff already packed.

Ryuji: We're already packed and ready to go! Let's move it!

Yusuke: (Turns to Ryuji) I cannot thank you enough for being one with the crabs for me, Ryuji my friend.

Ryuji: ('Sigh') Yeah. It's....no problem, man. Just don't tell anyone about this, okay?

Yusuke: No one? Even Dark Pit?

Ryuji: Especially him.....

Dark Pit: (Sudden Appears Between Ryuji and Yusuke Out of Nowhere and Both of Hands on Each of their Shoulders) Don't tell me what, boys? (Puts on An Evil Smirk on his Face as He Turns to Yusuke) If it's anything embarrassing that's Ryuji related, then you gotta tell me what it is.

Ryuji: (Glares at Dark Pit) Dude! I-

Misako: (Pushes Dark Pit Away From the Duo While Making Him Keep Walking in the Process) Stop being a dick, man.

Kyoko: (Follows her Girlfriend and Boyfriend While Having a Pouty Look on her Face) Yeah, Pitto-Kins! That's not nice.

Ryuji: ('Sighs in Relief') Thank God he has girlfriends to keep him in line.......Lucky bastard.....

Yusuke: (Puts on a Small Smirk on his Face) Was that a hint of jealousy I just witnessed?

Ryuji: Shut up, Yusuke.

Back to Ren and Makoto.......

Makoto: ('Sigh') Well, I suppose it's time for us to head back to the mansion now.

Ren: Do we have to? I'm completely relaxed and everything.

Makoto: (Smiles Softly) You keep can resting on my lap as soon as we head back, okay?

Ren: (Sighs in Defeat Once He Finally Gets Up From his Queen's Lap) Fiiiine. I can wait the whole ride no problem. (Smiles Softly) Thanks again for looking out for me, Makoto.

Makoto: (Happily Gives Ren a Kiss on the Lips) Anytime, 'hon~

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Mini Fanfic #654: Then the Whole Family Finds Out....(Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

It was a nice and peaceful afternoon in the Smash Mansion Household. Dark Pit relaxingly slouch around in the living room's sofa while changing channels on the television with a remote. That is until.....

'DOOR KICKED OPEN'

???:PITTO!!!

The sudden scream of his name manage to startled the dark angel enough to fall from the sofa and head face down to the floor.

'Thud'

Dark Pit: (Starts Getting Up from the Floor While Grunting a Little in Pain) Son of....Huh? (Turns to see his Two Moms, Twin Brother, and Viridi Glaring Around Him) Oh uhh....Hey, guys...How was your day together went?

Bayonetta: (Crosses her Arms) Oh it was lovely, dear. We shop till our hearts content, went out to eat together, and we've also found out a VERY interesting detail during that time.

Viridi: (Raised an Eyebrow at DP) Specifically on you.

Pit: (Glares at his Twin Brother) It's about how you gotten yourself into an actual relationship with two girls this entire time.

Palutena: (Pouts at her Own Son) And how you never bothered telling any of us!

Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened) I...take it Ren told you all about that, didn't he?

Viridi: Yeah. He did. On FaceTime of all things.

Bayonetta: ('Sigh') Sweetie, why haven't you tell us about this beforehand?

Dark Pit: (Rubbing the Back of his Head Back & Forth) It's not like I didn't want to tell you guys about them at all or anything. I was planning on doing so one day in the future, but since Ren-Ren and Makoto already know the details...(Shrugged) I might as well tell you all this now. (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking Again) So yeah...I am in a relationship with two girls. They're names are Misako and Kyoko.....(Starts Blushing a Little) and I love them a lot.

Pit/Viridi: (Hearts Instantly Melt in Glee at How Cute Dark Pit's Feelings Are) Awwwwwwwww~

Bayonetta: (Heart Begins to Melt as Well) That is so precious~ Don't you agree, Paulie dear?~

Palutena: (Still Has a Motherly Glare on her Face)...........

Bayonetta: (Frowns a Little in Worry) Darling?

Dark Pit: Mom?

Palutena: How long have you three been together for?

Dark Pit: (Taken a bit Back by Palutena's Sudden Question) Oh! Uhh... We've first met at the end of October, then once we started hanging out afterwards, we eventually had feelings for one another and started dating ever since.

Palutena: I see....So if that's the case...(Glare Starts Piercing a bit Harder) Are those two girls treating you right?

Dark Pit: (Rapidly Nodded his Head) Yeah. Of course they are. And if you ask, don't worry! I'm treating them right too. I know this whole relationship thing is still of getting used to, but I am doing whatever I can to learn and not mess things up. And...(Starts Blushing Again) As long as I have those two knuckleheads by my side, I think this whole...."Lovey-Dovey" deal would be worth while after all, you know?~

Pit/Viridi: AWWWWWWWWWWWW~

Bayonetta: My Aching Heart!~

Dark Pit: (Rolled his Eyes at the Trio's Ramblings Before Turning his Attention Back to Palutena) So....What do you think?

Palutena: (Takes a Deep Breath Before Speaking) Pitto, I only have one thing to see to......COME HERE AND GIVE YOUR MOMMY A BIG 'OL HUG!~ (Immediately Pulls Dark Pit into a Tight Yet Loving Hug)

Dark Pit: (Wince a Little by Palutena's Sudden Bear Hug) S-So....Does this mean you approve in our relationship?

Palutena: (Smiles Brightly While Hugging her Boy) Of course I do, sweetie~ Granted, I'm still a tad bit peeved that it took you this long to tell us this, but I'm just so happy that you've found yourself someone to love! Or rather....two people to love, but STILL!~ This is wonderful!~

Bayonetta: (Joins in On the Hug) And as long as you three are happy with one another, that's good enough for each and everyone of us.

Dark Pit: Huh. That's exactly what Ren and Makoto said after I told them.

Viridi: (Shrugged) Well, obviously, that's their way of showing support. (Patting Dark Pit on the Head) Just like how we showing ours to you.

Pit: (Happily Joins in on the Group Hug) And that's because we're family. And families always got each other's back no matter!

Dark Pit: Wow....Not gonna lie, I....(Chuckles Lightly) Honestly don't know what to say-

Pit: HOWEVER!

Dark Pit: Huh?

Pit: (Suddenly Pulls Away from the Group Hug) Now that you're in a relationship like the rest of us now....(Crosses his Arms While Giving DP a Smirk on his Face) That means you're not allowed to make fun us being cutesy to one another anymore.

Viridi: (Puts a Smirk on her Face Two While Putting her Hands on her Hips) Yeah. Like cuddling and junk. Since you and two girlfriends has already started kissing each other and everything.

Dark Pit: (Facepalms Before Sighing) Goddamnit....Ren told you about that too?

Pit: (Smirks Grew a Bit Wider) Yeeeeup. So no making in of us.

Bayonetta: (Ruffles the top of Dark Pit's Hair) That applies to us too, dear.

Palutena: Exactly. Don't think we haven't noticed you saying that you wanted to bleach your eyes out every time you see your mother and I kiss, which we DON'T want you to do by the way.

Dark Pit: (Sighs While Shrugging) Fair. I'm just thankful for your support and everything. (Smiles a Little) I love you guys.

Everyone: (Immediately Went Back to Hugging Dark Pit) We love you too, Pitto!~

Palutena: So much....

Bayonetta: Sooooooo now with that out of the way, when's the wedding?~

Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened at Bayonetta and Blushes Yet Again for What She Just Said)

Bayonetta: (Giggles Softly) Oho relax!~ I'm only kidding........ Although.........

Dark Pit: (Blush Turns Bright Red) For goddess mom's sake, witch mom, STOP!!

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Mini Fanfic #663: Brother Meets Girlfriends (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Dark Pit: (Turns to Pit) Pit, this is Misako and Kyoko. The two Girlfriends I told you guys. (Turns to Misako and Kyoko) And girls, this is my idiot of a brother, Pit.

Pit: (Gives Dark Pit a Deadpinned Look) Did you have to call me that?

Dark Pit: Yeeeup.

Kyoko: (Already Amaze) Wooooah....You guys almost look like twins!

Pit: (Smiles Sheepishly at The Duo) Yeah. Well you see, that's because Pitto here is actually a clone of mine from Mirror of Truth. Which is basically a mirror that shows a dark side of yourself.

Misako: Huh. Neat. (Turns to Dark Pit) Do I'm guessing you're his alter, dark ego or something?

Dark Pit: (Shrugged) Pretty much. (Points at Pit with his Thumb) Even still, Pit-Stain here is the biggest goody two shoes on the face of the earth. Too much of wuss to be rebellious like yours truly.

Pit: (Pouts at Dark Pit) Hey! That's not true! I did rebellious things before!!

Dark Pit: (Crosses his Arms) Oh really? Like what?

Pit: Like!......Uhh........ S-Stuff!!

Dark Pit: See? He's doesn't have an inch of badness in him, even when I came out of that mirror.

Pit: (Crosses his Arms While Looking Away from his Twin) ('Hmph') Whatevs. Who needs all of that anyways when you have pure heart of gold?

Dark Pit: (Smirks at Pit) You're more like a pure heart of stupidity if you ask me.

Pit: (Glares at Dark Pit) Shut up!

Misako: (Stares at the Two Angels Bickering at One Another) Those two really are brothers alright.

Kyoko: (Giggles Softly at the Scene) I know, right? It's kind of cute!~

Misako: (Puts on a Smirk on her Face) Yeah. And dorky at the same.

Kyoko: (Gently Swats Misako's Arm) Be nice!

Pit: (Turns Back to Duo with a Bright Smile on his Face) So anyways, ladies, are you two up for some batch of cookies? Our princess mom, Peach, managed to bake them before she left.

Misako: (Raised an Eyebrow in a bit of Confusion) Princess Mom? I thought your moms are a Goddess and a Witch.

Dark Pit: Yeah, but that's two out of seven of them in total. We got a lot of moms in this mansion.

Pit: And they're all great.

Misako: Huh. Also neat. But anyways, yeah. We wouldn't mind getting some cookies. (Turns to Kyoko) Does that sound good to you, babe?

Kyoko: (Smiles Excitedly) Good? That's sounds amazing already!~ I want some too!~

Dark Pit: I'll get the cookies and hot tea from the kitchen.

Pit: Wait. You.... really wanna do that?

Dark Pit: Yeah. It's no trouble. Plus, you guys do need to get to know each other some more sooooo..... I'll....(Makes His Way to the Which) Be right back.

Misako: (Smirks at his Boyfriend) Don't keep us waiting for too long, babe~

Kyoko: Yeah. We'll miss you like crazy if you do!~

Dark Pit: (Wave at the Guys While Walking to the Kitchen) Yeah yeah. I won't be in there too long.....

Pit: 'Kay! (Turns to Misako and Kyoko) Sooooooooo.....If you girls don't mind me asking, when did you two and Pitto first met?

Misako: A couple of months ago. First time we met, he helped us fight off a couple that were messing with us. Then after that, we started hanging out, till eventually, we....(Starts Blushing a Little) began dating one another~

Kyoko: (Smiles Brightly) We're practically a three-way couple!~

Pit: Aww~ That's so sweet~ You know, Pitto talks highly about you two when he first told us about your relationship with him. Mostly about how much he loves the both of you and everything.

Misako: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise as Her Blush Turns Bright Red)

Kyoko: ('GASPS') Really!?~

Pit: (Smiles Softly) Yeah. He seems really happy when he does it too. You girls really are that important to him and it definitely shows.

Kyoko: (Heart Already Melted in Pure Happiness as She Turns to Misako) Are you hearing this, Misako? Pitto-Kins really do love us!!~

Misako: Yeah......(Smiles A Little) I know~ (Turns Back to Pit) S-So...Does this mean that you're cool with the three us dating each other?

Pit: (Smiles Brightly) Of course! What kind of brother I would be if I didn't a-PPROVE!? (Has his Hand Pulled in by Kyoko)

Kyoko: Ooooh!~ (Happily Shakes Pit's Hands) Thank you so much, Pit! We promise we'll be the best girlfriends Pitto-Kins can ever ask for! I swear!~

Misako: Yeah. (Takes Kyoko's Hands Off of Pit's Hand) What she said. Thanks, man.

Pit: (Chuckles Lightly) No problem. (Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) I wish I could here with you guys a little longer, but I already promised Viridi that I would meet up with her in town. She's the Goddess of Nature, in case you were wondering.

Misako: There are a lot of neat things involving you guys, aren't there?

Pit: (Chuckles Lightly) More or less. (Makes his Way to the Door) If Pitto wonders where I went off to, you mind telling him that I'm in town for me?

Misako: Not at all. We got you covered.

Kyoko: (Happily Waves at Pit) Have fun with your date with your Goddess of Nature girlfriend, Pit!

Pit: (Smiles Brightly) Thanks. You guys have fun too! (Opens the Door But... Didn't Go Outside Just Yet) Oh and.... There's one more thing I wanna tell you guys right fast.

Misako: Really? What is it?

Pit: (Turns Around and Gives the Two Girls a.... Surprisingly Hard Pierce Glares) If I ever hear you two break my brother's heart, physically or emotionally, I will NOT hesitate to make the both of you very. sorry. You got that?

Kyoko: (Eyes and Mouth Widened in Complete Shock and Fear)

Misako: (Eyes Widened as Well While Being Almost Completely Speechless) Y-Y-Yeah....Sure. We definitely got the message loud and clear.

Pit: (Stares at the Duo For a Few Seconds Before Smiling Brightly Again) Okay! Thank you for understanding. (Happily Waves at the Girls While Walking Out) See you guys later!

'Door Closed'

Misako: (Still Surprised on What Just Happened) ........I did not expect him to be this scary.....

Kyoko: Me neither........(Smiles Brightly) But at least he seems to like us.

Misako: (Nodded in Agreement) Yeah. (Thank God for that.....)

Dark Pit: (Walks Back into the Living Room with a Tray of Cookies and Teacups) ('Sigh') I'm finally finished making the dumb tea......Hey. (Starts Looking Around the Room and Noticed Someone was Missing) Where did Pit-Stain go?

Misako: He went out to the town. Said that he has to meet up with a girl named Viridi.

Dark Pit: (Shrugged) Eh. I can believe that. (Puts the Tray Down on the Coffee Table in Front of the Sofa) So how was your conversation with him went along.

Misako: Pretty good. He seems pretty nice.

Kyoko: And scary.

Dark Pit: (Eyes Widened in Surprised) Wait. What? Pit-Stain actually managed to scared you two?

Misako: Yeeeup. You should've seen it. The way he glares at us when was about to leave the mansion.... He's almost like a complete different person, if you ask any of us.

Dark Pit: (Still in Disbelief) You're serious?

Kyoko: (Simply Nodded) Mmhmm. It's true.

Dark Pit: (Facepalms Himself) I don't fucking believe this.....That dumbass couldn't even scare off Kirby if he tries! How was he able to intimated you guys?

Misako: (Place her Hand on Dark Pit's Shoulder on One Side) Babe, we can worry about all of that later.

Kyoko: (Place her Hand on Dark Pit's Other Shoulder as She and Misako Made Him Sit Down on the Sofa With Them) Right now it's time for you to spend some quality time with your two amazing girlfriends.

Dark Pit: ('Ugh') Fiiiine...(Takes the Remote from the Table and Used it to Turn on the TV)

Before the dark angel could try and change the channel, Both Misako and Kyoko suddenly gives him a big kiss on both of his respective cheeks.

Dark Pit: (Immediately Begins to Blush from his Girlfriends' Kisses) What was all of that for?....N-Not that I have a problem with it for anything...

Misako: (Smiles Softly While Hugging DP's Arm on her Side) That's loving us~

Kyoko: (Happily Hugs DP's Other Arm on her Side) And for being the most amazing Edgy Angel Boi we've ever known and love!!~ We're so happy to have you as our boyfriend~

Misako: Yeah. (Starts Blushing Herself) We love you a lot~

Dark Pit: (Blush Turns Bright Red) O-Oh! Uh...Thanks. (Finally Begins to Smile a Little) I love you guys too~ Thank you for being my girlfriends.

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Mini Fanfic #479: All Day, Missing You (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Pit: (Sighs Heavily and Sadly While Laying Down on Living Room's Sofa Lazily and Watching TV) ('Ugggggggggggghh')

Ren: (Watches Pit from a Distance while Being a bit Worried) Was he seriously like this all day today?

Dark Pit: (Crosses his Arms) Yep. He's been acting like a sad, mindless zombie since I first saw him this morning. Even my usual insults doesn't seem to get to him. (Crumbles a Piece of Paper into a Ball) Watch this. Hey, Pit-Stain!!! (Throws a the Paper Ball into Pit's Head)

Pit: (Turns to Dark Pit and Ren in a Sad, Bored Manner) ..............

Dark Pit: Stop being sad!!

Pit: (Stares at the duo for a few seconds before turning Back to the TV While Resuming Back to Sighing Sadly)

Dark Pit: (Turns Back to Ren) See what I mean?

Ren: Okay. I guess it's high time for Big Brother Ren to take action. I'll take this one from here.

Dark Pit: You sure? I could try throwing water balloons at him this time.

Ren: Dude, come on. He's clearly doesn't need that right now. Just let me go talk to him while you get dress. We're going out to town today.

Dark Pit: (Walks Away) Alright.

Ren: (Makes His Way to the Living Room Sofa and Slowly but Surely Sat Next to a Sad Pit) Heyyyyyy there, buddy. How's it going?

Pit: (Sadly Lay his Head onto Ren's Lap While Sighing)

Ren: Okay. I can definitely see something's bothering you now. (Gently Ruffles the top of Pit's Hair) You wanna tell your Big Brother Ren all about it or.....

Pit: ('Sigh') I'm sorry, Ren.... I didn't mean to be a huge downer or anything. I was just thinking about Virdi is all.........

Ren: (Seems to Remember who Pit was Talking About) Ah yeah. That Goddess of Nature girl, right? You guys gotten into argument or something?

Pit: Oh no. We didn't get into a fight or anything. Really. She started doing her annual Nature Inspection a few weeks ago and well...... (Gives Ren a Sad Puppy Dog Look) I'm already starting miss her a lot more than I thought I would.

Ren: The pain of missing your girlfriend..... I've been there before.

Pit: Really?

Ren: Yeah. I used to miss Makoto all day whenever her and her older sister when out of town. Granted, it would only last for a day.....And she would eventually come by the café to see me a day later and- (Turns Back to Pit, Who is Still Sad) Okay. That's already getting into a bad example..... Have you tried calling or texting her as of late?

Pit: I did try to text her. Multiple times even. But I was afraid of annoying her, so I decided not to do it anymore at least until her inspection is finish. ('Sighs Sadly') Whenever that would be.....

Ren: (Sighs While Gently Ruffling Pit's Hair Once More) Look, I know I don't really experience missing my girlfriend as long as you do and everything, but I totally get where you're coming from here. And if you ask me personally, I don't really think you staying here all day would do you any good, you know? Summer is still around and the days' still young.

Pit: You're right, bro. (Got Himself Up From Ren's Lap) I shouldn't keep moping around in the living room all day. (Chuckles Lightly) I'm pretty sure Viridi would scold me right now if she sees me like that.

Ren: (Snickers a Little) Seriously?

Pit: (Smiles Sheepishly While Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth) Yeah. I don't really bother me as much as it used too. It actually makes her cuter that way.

Ren: (Smiles Softly) Nice. So I'm planning on taking you and Pitto around town to that new ramen restaurant that Snake mentioned. Is that seems alright to you?

Pit: (Smiles Brightly) Totally! I always wanted to try those noodles. I heard they were sooooooo good.

Ren: I'd believe that. I even heard that Capt. Falcon is working there now with the new girl, Min Min.

Pit: Wait.......(Eyes Widened in Shock) Captain Falcon has an actual JOB?!!!

Ren: (Shrugged) That's what Snake told me. Did not expect him of all people, to work, but it's whatever. You wanna go there with us or......

Pit: (Got Up from the Sofa) Definitely. I honestly do need to get out of the mansion every now and then.

Ren: Sweet. Well, in the meantime, why don't you head upstairs and get yourself ready. I'll be right here waiting for you guys.

Pit: Roger that. (Smiles Softly towards Ren Before Walking Away) Thanks, Ren.

Ren: No problem, lil bro.

Later That Event.......

Pit: (Happily Walks into the Living Room) Ah man! Min Min's ramen might be the best thing I've ever tasted! (Sat Down on the Sofa) I would do anything to go back there again. I could even take Viridi on a....(Slowly Starts Frown Again) date......('Groans') What's the use?! Not even an amazing ramen meal could ever stop me from thinking about her.....(Sighs While Laying Down on the Sofa) I dunno....Maybe I should try texting her again......

???: Pit.....

Pit: Oh, great..... I'm too sad to the point of hearing her voice into my thoughts.....

???: Piiiiitttt......

Pit: Now her voice is getting louder......

???: Pit!!

Pit: DOES MY SADNESS KNOWS NO BOUND ANYMORE?!!!

???: ('Groans in a bit of Annoyance') My god.....Just look above you already, stupid!!

Pit: Huh? (Gasps Loudly Once he sees a Very Familiar Face Staring Right Above Him) Viridi?!!! I-Is that really you?!!

Viridi: ('Sigh') In the flesh. (Ruffles the top of Pit's Hair with a Smirk on her Face) You miss me?~

Pit: (Got Himself Up and Hugs his Girlfriend Lovingly) Very!!~......But, wait. I don't get it. Are you already finished with your annual inspection?

Viridi: Not exactly. (Sat Down Next to Pit) I decided to cancel the whole thing?

Pit: (A bit Surprised) Seriously? Why did you do something like that?

Viridi: Well..... It's.... Pretty simple, really. I....umm.......(Sighs While Blushing) I missed you too, okay?!

Pit: You....Missed me?~

Viridi: Yeah. I mean.....Truth be told, I've been thinking about you nonstop ever since I even started inspection in first place. I tried clearing my mind of it and everything too. And it doesn't help when your new brother, Ren, called me earlier and tell me how sad, mopey and pitiful your were on missing me earlier today.

Pit: (Starts Blushing As Well) Come on. I-I wasn't that pitiful.....

Viridi: (Raised an Eyebrow Towards Pit) ..........

Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') Okay, fine. I was almost a wreck. I couldn't help myself. I really like spending time with you and...not being able to seeing you again for a few weeks and counting....Kinda took a toll on me, you know?

Viridi: (Smiles Softly While Hugging Her Boyfriend Right Beside Him) Well, there's no need for you to be sad anymore. I'm here now and I ain't gonna leave you dry for weeks on end anytime soon.

Pit: (Eyes Lit up in Joy) Really?

Viridi: Yeah. (Snuggles onto Pit for a Bit) I could even stay the night with you if you-

Pit: (Hugs Viridi Again Very Excitedly and Lovingly) YES! I want you to stay here for as long as you want! (Snuggles onto Viridi) Thank you so much for seeing me again!~

Viridi: (Blushes While Sighing Smiling a Little) No problem, Pit......By the way.....

Pit: Hm?

Viridi: Ren told me you think me scolding you makes me cute. (Begins to Smirk Again) Is that true?~

Pit: ('Psh') No! I-I never think that-

Viridi: Piiiiitttt......

Pit: ('Sighs in Defeat') Alright, fine! It's true.....I do think you're cute when you scold me....

Viridi: (Giggles Softly) Well, I'm quite flattered, Pitty-Pat~ But if you ask me, I, for one, think you're the actual cute one in the relationship~

Pit: That's so not true. I'm the manly man that ever men.

Viridi: (Raised an Eyebrow Towards Pit) Pit, do you seriously want me to prove how undoubtedly wrong you are right now?

Pit: ('Sigh') No.....I just want to keep cuddling you like this.

Viridi: Good answer. (Smiles Softly) I love you, Pit~

Pit: (Smiles Softly) I love you too, Viridi~ Welcome home.

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Mini Fanfic #158: 40 Piece Chicken Nuggets (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

Pit: (Shows Viridi the coupon) They're selling 40 piece Chicken Nuggets at Big Bang Burger, Viridi! That's like literally Twenty nuggets for the both of us! I have a coupon, it suppose to expire today, but we can still make it!!! I mean, we're not really that far from the place, right? I can ask Lady Palutena to give me power of flight and I'll fly us there in no time! Or....you can use your teleportation powers to get us there in seconds! Either way is fine just as long as we can make it!!!!

Viridi: (Sighed before placing both of her hands on Pit's cheeks) Pit, I'm going to tell you this once and only once in five words. Hell. to. the. fucking. no. (Kiss the top of Pit's nose)

Pit: (Frowns) Why not?

Viridi: We've been going there five times this week. And besides, I doubt they'll accept that coupon anyways even if we make it there or not.

Pit: (Frowns in disappointment) Aww....

Viridi: (Looks away after seeing Pit (cute) sad face) Don't give me that. You have to be tired of going to that place everyday too, right? Why would you want go back there with a coupon?

Pit: I just wanted to put if to good use, you know? Plus, I love Chicken Nuggets! They're like fried chicken but in a firm a little, crunchy nuggets. (Places two of his hands on his cheeks in pure delight) They're sooo good!

Viridi: (Blushes at the sight of her boyfriend being cute yet again) (I swear, that angel is going to be the death of me someday....) Alright fiiiiine....

Pit: Hm?

Viridi: I'll take you to Big Bang Burger to get your nuggets.

Pit: (Face starting to lit up) Seriously?!

Viridi: Yep. But I'll be paying for it. And we're going getting 20 piece instead of 40. It might not be what you exactly wanted, but I'm sure it'll still be good enough for, right?

Pit: (Smiles Brightly before scooping Viridi up for a hug) Heck yeah it will! Thanks, Viridi! You're the best girlfriend ever!

Viridi: (Rolled her eyes with a small smile) Yeah yeah....just grab your scarf and let's get going. We'll walk there.

Pit: (Let go of Viridi and grabbed his scarf from the hanger) Right! Big Bang Burger, here we come!

Ren: Did somebody say, Big Bang Burger?

Viridi: Oh great....

Pit: Yep! We're just heading there right now.

Ren: Cool. Mind if I tag along?

Viridi: Fine. But you're not allowed to take the "Big Burger Challenge"! Got it?

Ren: (Confused) Okay but why though?

Viridi: Your girlfriend told everyone one of us not to let you take the challenge if we ever take you there. She said something about taking good care of your health and stuff...

Ren: (That is something Makoto would do.... she's too good for me sometimes...) Alright, you got yourself a deal.

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Mini Fanfic #817: Relaxing With Big Sis (Persona 5 X SSBU)

4:34 p.m. at Beachside of Isle Defino.........

Sae: (Sits Next to Makoto on the Wooden Table Chairs While Watching Ren and the Others Spraying Water and Throwing Water Balloons at Each Other) So this is really the "Water Wars Game" that Futuba mentioned......

Makoto: Yep. She said it could be a good way of being proactive and refreshing at the same time. Despite how extreme the game is being right now......

Dark Pit: (Chasing a Screaming Pit with Water Balloons in the Distance) Don't run, Pit-Stain! I see you!!

Viridi: (Starts Chasing Dark Pit Angrily With Water Machine Gun of her Own) GET AWAY FROM MY ANGEL, YOU STUPID BAKA!!

Amy: (Running Away in the Opposite Direction While Carrying a Girl Screeching Sonic in her Arms)

Lavenza: (Running Away While Carrying a Screaming Morgana in her Arms) Everyone run! A mad woman is about to cause havoc as we speak!!!

Futuba: (Riding on Omega's Back While Shooting Water At Everyone) IT'S HIGH NOON, SUCKERS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!~

Sae: I see....(Turns to Makoto) I'm surprised you didn't participate in this. You could've gotten a chance winning if you use your skills properly.

Makoto: True, but after the whole arresting nonsense from earlier, I just wanted to sit back and relax.....(Gives Sae a Playful Smirk on her Face) You're more than welcome to join in if you want.

Sae: ('Scoffs') Please. And have the risk of my hair getting wet? I'll kindly pass on the invitation thank you very much.

Makoto: (Giggles Softly) Since when did you care so much about your hair?

Sae: Before you were born. (Casually Flips her Hair) With long, beautiful hair like mines, it's only natural that you to take good care of it.

Makoto: Your hair does look great on you....I wonder if mines will grow longer in the later years.....

Sae: It's a possibility. (Smiles Softly) But regardless of having short or long hair, I still think you're as beautiful as ever, little sister.

Makoto: (Giggles Softly While Blushing a Little) Thanks, sis~ (Starts Hollering at Ren at a Distance) AIM FOR THE HEAD, REN-REN!~

Ren: (From the Distance) ON IT, HONEY!

Ryuji: (From the Distance) Wait! NonononononoNO!-

'SPLASH' 'SPLASH' 'SPLASH'

Ryuji: REALLY, DUDE!?

Ren: Sorry, bro! Queen's orders are Absolute!

Ryuji: I'll show you Absolute! COME HERE!!!

Sae: (Sighs as She Turns Back to Makoto) Speaking of Ren-Ren in question, how was your time spending at a hotel room together as of late?

Makoto: It was a wonderful experience, sis.

Sae: Really now?

Makoto: (Happily Nodded) Mmhmm. We did quite a lot of things together in there. We watched movies, play video games, we tried doing each other's nails at one point....(Starts Blushing Once More) we did a little cuddle session every once in a whil-

Sae: You two did it one of those nights, didn't you?

Makoto: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock While Her Blush Turns Bright Red) WHAT!? W-W-What are you talking about!?

Sae: Did it. You know, it's a phrase for having se-

Makoto: I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, SAE! I-I mean, really. (Starts Giggling Awkwardly) That's ridiculous! Absurd even! We would never! I mean, who would really go out of their way and-

Sae: (Raised an Eyebrow) Makoto....Be honest with me.

Makoto: ('Sighs in Utter Defeat') Alright fine! You caught me! Ren and I did it a few nights ago for the first time and it was one of the best moments in our entire lives! And BEFORE you start speculating anything, we proceed in caution and used protection throughout the whole experience! So PLEASE don't get mad at Ren, okay!? PLEASE!!

Sae: (Gently Grab Both of Makoto's Hands) Relax, Makoto. I'm not upset.

Makoto: Y-You're not?

Sae: (Giggles Softly) Of course not, you adorable, ticking time bomb~ You're already growing up. So.... it's natural for the both of you to do these kinds of things eventually. If anything, I'm more proud of you at the fact that you two took direct safety measures to go along with it. So please don't stress yourself out so easily over this, okay?

Makoto: (Sighs While Calming Herself Down) Right. (Smiles a Bit Sheepishly) Sorry about all of that....and thank you.

Sae: (Smiles Softly) No thanks or apologies are needed, little sister. I was inlyexpressing worries and support for you like I always do. (Kiss the Top of Makoto's Hands) Because I love you very much.

Makoto: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) I love you too, sis.

Omega: (Starts Running Away From Rouge With a Screaming Futuba on his Back) Danger! Danger! Danger approaching our reach!!!

Futuba: KEEP RUNNING, BIG GUY!!!

Rouge: Omega!! What did tell you kids about shooting water at me!? (Begins Chasing the Duo From a Distance) DON'T YOU DARE RUNAWAY FROM ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, YOUNG MAN AND LADY!!!

Makoto: ('Sigh') So anyways, what are you planning to do later on today?

Sae: Well, first, I'm going to ask Haru if I can move in with her, Futuba, Mona, and Lavvy-chan for the remainder of the vacation.

Makoto: Wait. I thought you said you were going to move in with me and....Ren....(Eyes Suddenly Widened Once She Realized Something) Hey, wait a minute!! (Glares at Sae) Did you say all of that earlier to mess with us!?

Sae: (Starts Smirking Playfully While Shrugging) I have no idea what you're talking about, little sister~

Makoto: Sae Niijima, tell me the truth NOW!!

Sae: (Giggles Softly) Okay! Okay! You caught me! I was messing with the both of you earlier. Believe or not, but...I kinda wanted to see the stupid looks on your faces.

Makoto: (Groans Heavily While Facepalming Herself) ('Ughhhhhhhhh') I should've seen all of this coming from the very start...... You're a huge troll, you know that?

Sae: Perhaps. But you still love me either way.

Makoto: (Sighs While Smiling Again) Yeah. I do. Now and forever.

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